Just spoke with the Feds and they provided me a transcript of their call with savage1:
[phone ringing]
Feds: FBI, this is special agent [redacted].
savage1: Hi, this is [redacted], I would like to file a complaint.
Feds: for?
savage1: against someone posting stuff in a forum that makes me very uncomfortable.
Feds: continue.
savage1: There is someone there, he goes by the name sportsbookdata. He posts a lot of stuff that I don't agree with and it makes me very uncomfortable.
Feds: Why does it make you so uncomfortable? Is he threatening you or your family?
savage1: Umm, not per se, but his his posts threaten me.
Feds: why is that?
savage1: Because it's all the opposite of what CNN and MSN tells me what to think.
Feds: why does it bother you so much?
savage1: because everything he says almost always comes true.
Feds: We don't understand, what's the problem then?
savage1: he keeps spreading misinformation about Biden not being President and always saying Trump will be President again.
Feds: You do know Biden isn't president, right?
savage1: huh?
Feds: Yeah, Biden isn't the president.
savage1: how can you say this? Biden won the election.
Feds: uh, no he didn't.
savage1: yes he did. CNN said he got 81 million votes, the most in history.
Feds: yeah CNN told you millions were dying from covid too [laughing].
savage1: yes there are millions dying.
Feds: Uhh, no there isn't. It's all a game, don't you understand they don't care about you, they are just making shit up so they can shoot you up with a deadly vaccine.
savage1: why would you say that? the science proves this virus is very deadly and that the vaccine works.
Feds: what science son?
savage1: the science Dr. Fauci follows.
Feds: Fauci, are you serious?
savage1: Yes, he was the man of the year for a reason.
Feds: he was also wrong 100% of the time. Speaking of "time" you do understand Time magazine who said Fauci was man of the Year is owned by the same people that want to shoot you up wit an experimental drug, right?
savage1: No this is not true. Time magazine is very reputable. I rank them right up there with Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon.
Feds: Are you serious?
savage1: Yes.
Feds: do you live under a rock or in your mom's basement?
savage1: [laughing] No but I appreciate your sense of humor.
Feds: we are not being funny. Only a moron would believe Cooper and Lemon are credible reporters. And only a moron would think covid is real and that Biden is president.
savage1: Well I take offense to this. I'm a very smart man who was a very senior investigator with the Massachusetts Welfare Department. I know a thing or two you know.
Feds: Yeah, well you are about to get a free education in the U.S. Constitution.
savage1: that's what he always says.
Feds: who?
savage1: the guy at the forum.
Feds: are you sure it's not the guy in your head? [laughing]
savage1: he kind of is in my head too.
Feds: what do you mean?
savage1: he's the first thing I think of every morning and the last thing i think of at night.
Feds: Do you support LGBT?
savage1: yes I do.
Feds: we seem like the type of person that would. Perhaps you just have a man crush. [laughing]
savage1: [laughing] no I don't. I already have partner. His name is wilbur.
Feds: to each his own. [laughing]
Feds: How old are you sir?
savage1: 78
Feds: Okay, now we understand what you mean by senior. Have you had any cognizant tests recently?
savage1: No.
Feds: we strongly suggest you do.
savage1: let's get back to this guy in the forum.
Feds: what's his name?
savage1: I don't know.
Feds: where does he live?
savage1: I don't know.
Feds: do you have conversations with him frequently?
savage1: sort of.
Feds: what do you mean?
savage1: I post all day every day but he never responds to me.
Feds: why not?
savage1: I'm not sure but probably because I am killing it with my posts.
Feds: Is this happening in your thread or a thread created by him.
savage1: by him.
Feds: so to be clear, you are in his thread, posting all day every day and he doesn't respond to you, is this correct?
savage1: yes, but I know he reads my posts.
Feds: How do you know this? Do you have proof you can send us?
savage1: yes, I printed out the entire thread so you can see his posts.
Feds: To be honest we are not concerned with his posts, we are concerned with the proof you have that he is reading your posts.
savage1: well, I don't really have that.
Feds: So let's get this straight... you are in a public chat room, in someone's else's thread, talking to yourself, thinking you are killing it with every post, thinking he is reading your posts, but have no proof of it?
savage1: yes this is correct, can you find him and go after him?
Feds: Are you stupid sir? It's you we should come after for wasting our time with this delusional nonsense. Again, the only advice we have for you is to seek professional help and get that cognizant test done asap. Something isn't right with you and, although we do not give professional advice, we are of the opinion you should either be highly medicated or institutionalized.
savage1: You are making a big mistake pal. I know people in high places. I will be calling my old supervisor at the State Welfare Department to file a complaint about you.
Feds: [laughing] [click, hang up]