Move over Dandy Don Meredith as Diaper Donald/THE DUMP Trump is now the person who stirs the POOP!! lolIn case you missed it.
'Is that you Donald?': Former Republicans drop new ad about how bad 'Trump smells'
Donald Trump smells really bad, according to a new ad released by The Lincoln Project, made up of a cadre of GOP and ex-GOP anti-Trumpers. The notion that the former president stinks isn't a new one. Actress Kathy Griffin has described Trump as smelling similar to "body odor with kind of like a...www.alternet.org
#diaperdon
As I said before, Trump ought to at least try to capitalize on "the stink" and market it!! lol
Here is how I would market the product if I were a company that wanted to capitalize on it both for themselves and Trump:
"Are you diehard Trump supporters tired of just worshipping your hero Donald Trump from the outside looking in and living your
life vicariously through him but not experiencing his emotions and feelings and being in the same position??
Well guess what-because of an amazing revolutionary breakthrough in medical technology, those days are over!!
With all of the talk lately that Trump stinks and drives people away who are in proximity to him, you can also have that same power
and also subject people in the same way!!
Our product is called Donny Stink and is simply a pill that you take first thing in the morning with or without food!!
The pill acts immediately, lasts all day and enables you to give off a pungent odor so strong(at least as bad as Trump's) that it would
make skunks envious and will drive anyone within 100 yards of you running for cover!!
If you are worried that it will drive your spouse away also if you are married and home when you take it, then we suggest that
you wait until you leave your home before swallowing it.
On the other hand, if you are angry at your spouse for some reason, you can take it at home before leaving to let your spouse
know that you have this medical discovery at your disposal to use when he/she gets out of line!!
This product comes with a 90-day guarantee and has no expiration date, meaning you can ward off people you don't
like for as long as you have some remaining pills in the bottle!!
We know the big question is how much does this pill cost??
Well even though we are going to eventually raise the price because of its popularity and since demand exceeds supply,
today we are offering this 90-day supply for a "mere" 269.99 or just $3 a pill!!
And if you act within the next 30 minutes of seeing this promotion, we will send you at no extra charge an authentic
and personally autographed photo of Donald Trump's one-of-a-kind toadstool-shaped penis, which in time will be a highly
valued collector's item!!
The number to call is 800 stinkie(800-784-6543
Operators are standing by to take your calls!!
Be the dominating person like Trump you always wanted to be by controlling your adversaries!!
Act now to avoid being shut out as supplies are limited!!
The hardest thing for the attention-seeking Tards to say is Thank You to the OP for saving their lives. Without the OP convincing them on the old thread to stop taking the fake vaccine they would ALL BE DEAD!
However, to admit that and to express their gratitude to the OP would be a very masculine thing to do and the TARDS are too feminine in their words and actions to ever do such a thing.
BREAKING: The Michigan Supreme Court has rejected an attempt to remove President Donald Trump from the 2024 ballot based on the US Constitution’s “insurrectionist ban.”It MUST be true if the "industry's finest" is reporting it!
Jack Smith is done.
Atlanta is done.
Michigan is done.
Where are we going next tards?
Who has him this time?
Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger Refuses to Testify Under Oath About Security of State’s Dominion Voting MachinesLast month U.S. District Judge Amy Totenberg ruled that a lawsuit against Georgia’s use of electronic voting machines must go to a non-jury trial in January. She ordered Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to defend the state’s utilization of electronic voting prior to the upcoming presidential primary election because the lawsuit questions whether Georgia’s current system of computerized voting is safe or whether it is vulnerable to potential hacking.
However, the state (spending taxpayer money) is now appealing to the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals to keep Raffensperger from testifying.
Says one lawyer to James Magazine Online familiar with the case: “Raffensperger selected the system, repeatedly defends the system as secure, but now can’t take an hour or so in federal court to defend it.”
"safe but won't defend it".
Kind of like "safe and effective".
A very good read.
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Probably smells like the unbathed ultra low iqanons.
Trump Accused Of Having Odor So Bad People Should ’Wear A Mask’
After one of the former president’s critics accused him of stinking something fierce, his team got so very mad.
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Probably smells like the unbathed ultra low iqanons.
In case you missed it.
www.rawstory.com
"Because I've known that for a while. Even Kevin McCarthy knows [Trump smells], it's why he hated standing behind him, catching down wind whiffs of his damp diapers. Be a shame if [Trump smells] trended at number one for the rest of the day, that'd probably make trump super sad. Whatever you do, don't RT and reply using the hashtag #TrumpSmells," he wrote. He included an image of McCarthy appearing to smell something bad while standing behind the former president.
#trumpsmells
'Diaper Don': Internet celebrates 'Trump smells' trending on social media
Those worried about the state of American discourse need only have consulted social media political trends Friday to allay their fears: It was #TrumpSmells. The Meidas Touch Network was first to report this significant development on the olfactory experience of those in closest proximity to...
www.rawstory.com
"Because I've known that for a while. Even Kevin McCarthy knows [Trump smells], it's why he hated standing behind him, catching down wind whiffs of his damp diapers. Be a shame if [Trump smells] trended at number one for the rest of the day, that'd probably make trump super sad. Whatever you do, don't RT and reply using the hashtag #TrumpSmells," he wrote. He included an image of McCarthy appearing to smell something bad while standing behind the former president.
#trumpsmells
Is This a Real Photo of Trump with No Wig or Makeup?
Who knows what GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump's head looks like in its unprepped state?
www.snopes.com
We have it all.
