I'm so old that....................

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

I know I'm old, everytime I look into my shopping cart, half my items say "For Fast Relief"

 

[CoachLT]

im so old i remember losing 5 dollars to the paper boy phillip gerber on the vikes chiefs super bowl........5 bucks a lot of dough for a 7 year old in 1970...........i was sick....i paid though(lol)


im so old i remember going to disneyland when the haunted mansion first opened

ST, I am so old that I graduated from high school the year you were born.hno: LT

 

[jimlandguy]

I'm so old

I'M SO OLD...

I remember when you stuck safety pins into pin cushions, instead of labias and cocks.

I remember when sailors got tatoos to commemorate a cruise; now everyone wants to look like the Illustrated Man for no apparent reason.

I remember when Playboy was considered pornography.

I remember when you were proud to drive a Chevy.

I remember the Titans. Kind of...

I remember Keith Richards saying, "no thanks."

I remember the McDonalds sign saying...10 Sold.

 

[BadCo]

Many won't believe this but I'm so old I remember when quarter backs called their own plays in the huddle.

 

[chick'sfridge]

I am so old, I remember:

Dragnet & Joe Friday

The Lloyd Thaxton show

77 Sunset Strip & Cookie

5 cent baseball card packs

Amos & Andy, + the little rascals

LA Angel games at Gilmore Field

Steve Bilko & Paul Petit

Freddie Blassie, Mr. Moto & The Destroyer

19 cent gas per gallon

Black & White TV

AM/FM reverbaration car audio systems

Push ups, pull ups, and rope climbs in school

Groucho Marx & Perry Como

5 cent pack of lifesavers

Hawaii 50

Nellie Fox striking out 6 times in 600+ at bats

The Orange County Rhinos

45 rpm records

Ed Sullivan's Show with the Beatles and Elvis

The Anaheim Amigos

What's your line & $64,000 question TV shows

NFL morning games on CBS and AFL afternoon games on NBC

Watching professional athletes play with injuries

The Cincinnatti Royals

Mini mom & pop books like Churchill Downs & Castaways on Vegas strip

Bim Bom Bay-Jimmy Rodgers

Curt Gowdy, Tony Kubek, & Joe Garagiola game of the week

Chicago Zephyrs and Packers in NBA

No MLB pitch counts

Bob's Big Boy Drive Ins

Center jumps to start basketball quarters and every tie up

No radar guns at MLB games

No such thing as lite beer or curfews

Eddie Yost fouling off 19 pitches in a row

NBA Territorial Draft

PE Class with requirements besides suiting up

St. Louis FB Cardinals, St. Louis Browns, & St. Louis Hawks

8 track tape systems

AL umpires with balloon chest protectors

NCAA Basketball Tournament with 16 teams

Watching pro athletes smoke cigarettes at halftime

Mickey, Whitey and the Duke

so many more.............just for fun

 

[festeringZit]

I'm so old, I remember the last time the
Dallas Cowboys won a post-season game.

 

[jimlandguy]

I'm so old

Funny, funny stuff.

I'm so old...

Remember Don Lamond, Channel Five and the Three Stooges?


Remember Howard Cossell having difficulty pronouncing Philadelphia and then yakking on Don Meridith's cowboy boots.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

I am so old, I remember:

Dragnet & Joe Friday

The Lloyd Thaxton show

77 Sunset Strip & Cookie

5 cent baseball card packs

Amos & Andy, + the little rascals

LA Angel games at Gilmore Field

Steve Bilko & Paul Petit

Freddie Blassie, Mr. Moto & The Destroyer

19 cent gas per gallon

Black & White TV

AM/FM reverbaration car audio systems

Push ups, pull ups, and rope climbs in school

Groucho Marx & Perry Como

5 cent pack of lifesavers

Hawaii 50

Nellie Fox striking out 6 times in 600+ at bats

The Orange County Rhinos

45 rpm records

Ed Sullivan's Show with the Beatles and Elvis

The Anaheim Amigos

What's your line & $64,000 question TV shows

NFL morning games on CBS and AFL afternoon games on NBC

Watching professional athletes play with injuries

The Cincinnatti Royals

Mini mom & pop books like Churchill Downs & Castaways on Vegas strip

Bim Bom Bay-Jimmy Rodgers

Curt Gowdy, Tony Kubek, & Joe Garagiola game of the week

Chicago Zephyrs and Packers in NBA

No MLB pitch counts

Bob's Big Boy Drive Ins

Center jumps to start basketball quarters and every tie up

No radar guns at MLB games

No such thing as lite beer or curfews

Eddie Yost fouling off 19 pitches in a row

NBA Territorial Draft

PE Class with requirements besides suiting up

St. Louis FB Cardinals, St. Louis Browns, & St. Louis Hawks

8 track tape systems

AL umpires with balloon chest protectors

NCAA Basketball Tournament with 16 teams

Watching pro athletes smoke cigarettes at halftime

Mickey, Whitey and the Duke

so many more.............just for fun

Everyone of them....we are OLD:lol:

 

[DennizdaMenace]

This is a nice thread:toast:

 

[sparticus]

I am so old that i can remember everything that everyone said happened in their post.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Having to get up to change the TV set by turning the dial..I only had like 4 channels when I was a kid..

Remember like yesterday when Don Reese and Randy "cocaine" Crowder got busted for cocaine and kicked off the Miami Dolphins..Now I watch his son Channing play linebacker on the same team..

Anyone remember Adventure Theatre on every Saturday afternoon?..

Clackers..( those two hard balls on a string you would make hit each other)

Rock em sock em Robots

Big rail Work Train

GI JOe action doll with the life like beards..etc..etc

 

[paftraft]

I got you all beat. I'm old enough to watch DiMaggio on TV during the 47 World Series hit 2 HR's. I was a great fan and told my father that meant DiMaggio had 22HR's for the year. I was so young I didn't understand that WS HR's didn't count in the yearly stats.


So old that I used to cry when Vern Stephens would come up with men on base against the Yanks.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

I got you all beat. I'm old enough to watch DiMaggio on TV during the 47 World Series hit 2 HR's. I was a great fan and told my father that meant DiMaggio had 22HR's for the year. I was so young I didn't understand that WS HR's didn't count in the yearly stats.


So old that I used to cry when Vern Stephens would come up with men on base against the Yanks.

Thats one competition I am glad you do beat me..Now the way your few post are always worth a read makes sense..

 

[Hells Kitchen]

im so old that right now ive got a cake cooking in my easy bake oven.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

im so old that right now ive got a cake cooking in my easy bake oven.

Girl next door onced baked me one of those cakes..Almost cup caked shaped..Ate the whole thing..Spent the entire night puking my guts out..That shit was raw as a whores pussi on the streets of Harlem..I think she cooked it with a regular light bulb

 

[Hells Kitchen]

Girl next door onced baked me one of those cakes..Almost cup caked shaped..Ate the whole thing..Spent the entire night puking my guts out..That shit was raw as a whores pussi on the streets of Harlem..I think she cooked it with a regular light bulb

LMFAO!
When my 5 year old daughter visits her nanny and papas my mom pulls the old puke green easy bake oven out and goes to town. I can still get her the cake mixes at the local flea market.Disgusting shit,but as to not hurt her feelings i will take a bite,chew,say yummy and spit it in the garbage

 

[punter]

Great thread!

I feel younger.

 

[WaynegoTango]

Saw Johnny Unitas play

Saw Mickey Mantle play

Sam Huff stepped on my foot...ouch i was little

Saw Sugar Ray Leonard fight

used to drink with John Riggins...but who hasnt :drink:

 

[howid]

alan stanley, the defensive partner of tim horton, wins the draw in the leafs end against jean beliveau. the puck goes to bob pulford then to red kelly, who feeds a breaking george armstrong. the leafs captain takes a couple of strides past center and whips it into the empty canadien net. leafs win the stanley cup 3-1.


the cup must've been a lot heavier in those days, nobody was hoisting it over their heads.

 

[sparticus]

I remember FDR declaring war on the Japenese!