Young Zit: Daddy, daddy, what did you do today?
Zit: Well Son, I googled some guy on the internet that I hate, and I posted something he posted 8 years ago on some forum, about going through some life issues. And I posted his real 1st name and stuff.
Young Zit: But Daddy, why do you hate some guy on the internet that you don't know?
Zit: Well son, He voted for President Obama.
Young Zit: But Daddy, why do you hate some guy on the internet that you don't know?
Zit: Well son, he voted for President Obama, maybe twice.
Young Zit: But Daddy, why do you hate some guy on the internet that you don't know?
Zit: Well son, he believes that Climate Change may be real and that we might have some effect on it.
Young Zit: But Daddy, why do you hate some guy on the internet that you don't know?
Zit: Well son, he is part Native American.
Young Zit: But Daddy, why do you hate some guy on the internet that you don't know?
Zit: Well son, he may be fat, or he may be a skinny twig.
Young Zit: But Daddy, why do you hate some guy on the internet that you don't know?
Zit: Well son, he believes in a robust, growing economy, and that we need more Governement spending to get there.
Young Zit: But Daddy, why do you hate some guy on the internet that you don't know?
Zit: Well son, I wanted to look cool in front of my Internet Buddies.
Young Zit: But Daddy, don't you always tell me to not let other people influence my behavior, that I should stand up to peer pressure, and not bully anyone?
Zit: Well son, you don't understand, I hate this guy.
Young Zit: But Daddy, why do you hate some guy on the internet that you don't know?
Zit: Well son, read your Bible, Love Thy Neighbor, always be kind to people, and we'll talk about it another time.
Young Zit: Thanks Daddy, I know the answer is in the Bible.