If there ever was any doubt that AKPhiDelt was a fat, alcoholic loser, let him tell you about it himself

[akphidelt]

No shit, and I'm almost 20 years older than you. And I would beat your fat ass into submission in under 2 minutes and post the video here of your fat blubbery face with tears streaming down begging me to stop hitting you. Everyone would mock you just like they did when you were carrying your 24 inch sub around.

Hahahaha! That's hilarious. Add Internet tough guy to the list. You have serious mental issues that I'm not equipped to help you with. It would require a team of professionals.

 

[ScottL]

Seymour, you need to clear out your PM box.

Seymour's PM box is fat!

 

[akphidelt]

Some people deserve ridicule and shunning. No one more than this guy.

Lmao!! You just mad because you're a lousy tout conspiracy theorist that thinks NBA games are fixed. You have been so crabby lately. You guys need to cheer up a little bit.

 

[akphidelt]

Except when you lie about losing 50 pounds in 2 months, lie that you were "banned" and lie that you're leaving.

And lie that you have a job, of course.

I was banned and I didn't lie that I was leaving.

 

[ScottL]

You let me get in to your head man. I never thought it would happen. But you've officially lost it and have joined the list. Speak to Sheriff Joe, Snoop, Schiff, Seymour, and JDouche about it. That's quite a crew to be associated with. Even Gas Man or Willie wouldn't dream of looking as creepy as you are right now.

Willie and Gasman haven't posted yet because they're not done laughing.

 

[Michelangelo]

You guys should be embarrassed for creating and/or participating in a thread like this.

I don't agree with most (not all) of Aki's positions but going at him like this is just childish schoolyard bullying and wrong.

I've lost some respect for the mudslingers here.

 

[akphidelt]

Willie and Gasman haven't posted yet because they're not done laughing.

Gas Man already saw it when Seymour posted it and didn't care about it. Some people are grown men that don't really care how much other men weighed 8 years ago.

 

[JDeuce]

You've obviously have never played football. Two weeks of 2 a days will get you in to shape very quickly. And you never played D1 soccer. Stop lying. Like you went to a top 10 MBA school but think comparing turkeys to climate change is schooling someone. You're a pathological liar like Ace and your dad Sheriff Joe.

Never played football beyond junior high. Soccer, though? All my life.

I'll give you 10-1 odds (or 100-1, 1,000-1...as high as you like) for $10k that I both played D1 soccer during undergrad and also graduated from a top 10 MBA program. Sound good to you? It'd be pretty tough for me to find someone with my name who happened to do both, no? We could look at transcripts as well as dig up some old team bios with stats in them to prove I was not only on the team, but actually started and played. Let me know when you're ready to put down a 10-foot sub sandwich long enough to accept the offer, Paulina.

 

[ScottL]

Except two weeks wouldn't be enough to whip anyone into shape.

I laughed 2 pounds of my as off in 10 minutes reading this thread. So you never know.....

 

[akphidelt]

Never played football beyond junior high. Soccer, though? All my life.

I'll give you 10-1 odds (or 100-1, 1,000-1...as high as you like) for $10k that I both played D1 soccer during undergrad and also graduated from a top 10 MBA program. Sound good to you? It'd be pretty tough for me to find someone with my name who happened to do both, no? We could look at transcripts as well as dig up some old team bios with stats in them to prove I was not only on the team, but actually started and played. Let me know when you're ready to put down a 10-foot sub sandwich long enough to accept the offer, Paulina.

I don't bet pathological lying racists, lol. You are a weird ass obsessed dude who needs help. That's what you should be worrying about instead of convincing people on the Internet you played D1 soccer. As if that matters to anything. You guys act like this is some dating site. You want my phone number to chat or something? Lol

 

[ScottL]

Dude, you searched another dude on the Internet. That trumps anything you can say about me, lmao.

He did. It doesn't. You're not laughing, you're crying.

 

[akphidelt]

He did. It doesn't. You're not laughing, you're crying.

Trust me, when people crumble like this, it brings a smile to my face. You guys let some dude on the Internet turn you to weird, creepy, stalkers. You've even started being a racist like them to try to get under my skin. You guys have problems.

 

[scottcarter]

so much hatred. Its kinda sad actually.

 

[akphidelt]

Funny thing is 250 is probably the average weight on this site and grown ass dudes are talking about another dude weighing 248 pounds. I'm about 210 right now during hockey season, might get to 215-220 in the summers. Not that it matters, but just wanted to end this because I had my fun. Congrats festeringZit, you crumbled and earned a spot next to some real winners...

festeringZit
JDeuce
Seymour
Schiff
Snoop
Sheriff Joe

 

[The Guesser]

You guys should be embarrassed for creating and/or participating in a thread like this.

I don't agree with most (not all) of Aki's positions but going at him like this is just childish schoolyard bullying and wrong.

I've lost some respect for the mudslingers here.

Another Quoted For Truth. :toast:

 

[ScottL]

Lmao!! You just mad because you're a lousy tout conspiracy theorist that thinks NBA games are fixed. You have been so crabby lately. You guys need to cheer up a little bit.

I win at sports. You whine about your losses. I'm never crabby. Even if I were crabby I'd be cured of it from reading this thread. The only one needing cheering up is you. But since you have no redeeming qualities there's no reason to help you with that. You are a loser who lives on the internet looking for people to troll and argue with. You were fucked from the start. Now you're even more fucked. But keep responding and pretending to laugh at every post while you sulk and cry. You deserve everything you get. You're too stupid to even click the X and let this shit die down. Dumber than a coach still throwing the ball down 51-0 in the 4Q.

 

[ScottL]

You guys should be embarrassed for creating and/or participating in a thread like this.

I don't agree with most (not all) of Aki's positions but going at him like this is just childish schoolyard bullying and wrong.

I've lost some respect for the mudslingers here.

I respect you always Sir. In this case I disagree though.

 

[PatsFan1283]

Vitt coming back started a war.

 

[JDeuce]

I don't bet pathological lying racists, lol. You are a weird ass obsessed dude who needs help. That's what you should be worrying about instead of convincing people on the Internet you played D1 soccer. As if that matters to anything. You guys act like this is some dating site. You want my phone number to chat or something? Lol

Uh huh. Lol. Nice punt. Lol. I own you again. Lol.

Let's think of a new tribal name for you. Running economic dipshit doesn't quite cover it anymore.

Golden Arches Arrow?
Cochise-steak Sandwich?
Cheetoh's Cheetah?
Mighty Mouth?
Running Pothole maker?
Obese Owl?
Whispering Whale?

I'm open to anything.

 

[akphidelt]

I win at sports. You whine about your losses. I'm never crabby. Even if I were crabby I'd be cured of it from reading this thread. The only one needing cheering up is you. But since you have no redeeming qualities there's no reason to help you with that. You are a loser who lives on the internet looking for people to troll and argue with. You were fucked from the start. Now you're even more fucked. But keep responding and pretending to laugh at every post while you sulk and cry. You deserve everything you get. You're too stupid to even click the X and let this shit die down. Dumber than a coach still throwing the ball down 51-0 in the 4Q.

You super crabby, now even getting personal. Lol, you know how low of a person you have to be to attack someone personally on a website? That's something you have to live with, not me. I'm 30 now, I don't really care how much I weighed 8 years ago. But, my life meaning that much to you guys does in fact bring a smile to my face. Lot of you guys are coming off looking really pathetic right now. But, pathetic people don't know they're pathetic... so I don't expect you to realize it.

Good luck with that!