If I had to guess, Vlad has been laid about twice, maybe 3 times in his life.

[Vlad the Impaler]

Or some pics of a girl I used to date but they were kinda hardcore.

 

[GoSooners]

Or some pics of a girl I used to date but they were kinda hardcore.

Is this her?

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[pocketrockets]

A 3 page thread about Vlad's sex life... this forum needs an intervention

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

A 3 page thread about Vlad's sex life... this forum needs an intervention

Just a way for some people to throw a few soft jabs. No big deal. I am not going to run and tell as if I am getting picked on. I think someone may have done that.

 

[Wanger]

Vlads current squeeze. :shocked:

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Nice. I would just have her blow me

 

[MikeB]

what were the 2 requests?

Mark this down as something I thought I would never see. A 3 page thread so far about my supposed fabrication in my sex life. Haha

I could post a 10 second video I have on my phone of a girl blowing me but then Mike B and Mr. Dinosaur would get too excited. Haha

You don't have to get all mad Vlad......I actually like you around here. And don't lump me in with anybody else either....

Several people have asked you for pics at one time or another of your "many conquests"....I have added on asking for you to post them as well (figuring it would be good for a couple of laughs). You also bragged (on more than one occasion) about having the ability to get "any woman you are communicating with online" to show you her . I asked how you were able to do that. (Again, I figured it would be fun), you said that you would give up your big "secret", to which you never did.


Please keep in mind that neither one is a big deal, and I wouldn't have brought it up, but you can now blame yourself.

 

[wilbur]

what were the 2 requests?

Mark this down as something I thought I would never see. A 3 page thread so far about my supposed fabrication in my sex life. Haha

I could post a 10 second video I have on my phone of a girl blowing me but then Mike B and Mr. Dinosaur would get too excited. Haha

10 seconds is probably a good jump for you

 

[wilbur]

Just a way for some people to throw a few soft jabs. No big deal. I am not going to run and tell as if I am getting picked on. I think someone may have done that.

That's what the girls said about you

 

[wilbur]

You don't have to get all mad Vlad......I actually like you around here. And don't lump me in with anybody else either....

Several people have asked you for pics at one time or another of your "many conquests"....I have added on asking for you to post them as well (figuring it would be good for a couple of laughs). You also bragged (on more than one occasion) about having the ability to get "any woman you are communicating with online" to show you her . I asked how you were able to do that. (Again, I figured it would be fun), you said that you would give up your big "secret", to which you never did.


Please keep in mind that neither one is a big deal, and I wouldn't have brought it up, but you can now blame yourself.

The redhead comes to mind

 

[MikeB]

The redhead comes to mind

Exactly

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

If Vlad could of just got out of the garage the over was a lock as Redheads count as 3 hno:

I ended up doing that redhead twice. Havent seen her since winter but have an open invitation to come back.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Everytime I try to copy and paste pics here it won't let me

 

[wilbur]

Everytime I try to copy and paste pics here it won't let me

Don't worry lad it happens to everyone once in a while

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

what were the 2 requests?

Mark this down as something I thought I would never see. A 3 page thread so far about my supposed fabrication in my sex life. Haha

I could post a 10 second video I have on my phone of a girl blowing me but then Mike B and Mr. Dinosaur would get too excited. Haha

Couldn't faze me at all......been there and done that..........I have lived in the Dominican, Costa Rica, and Thailand and could tell stories that you wouldn't believe......

 

[bigbet1234]

that was super funny mike......no really it was.

What really sold it was when i had to scroll down to read that the password was too short........you're probably not even the funniest guy in the room when you're alone......."password to short"......super, super funny mike....the exclamation point was a nice touch too.....

hahaha

 

[CHOPTALK]

I don't care what anyone says. Vlad might be the best new poster to come along in the last 5 or 6 years.

Wish this place had about 10 more Vlads

 

[pocketrockets]

Couldn't faze me at all......been there and done that..........I have lived in the Dominican, Costa Rica, and Thailand and could tell stories that you wouldn't believe......

I like you Viejo and all... but your stories of paying thousands of dollars for sex dont necessarily make for a good film... unless is a remake of pretty woman with a much less attractive Richard Gere and much less classy Julia Roberts. Bragging about paying for hooha all your life, whats so epic about that?

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Vlads current squeeze. :shocked:

What's fucked up is that kid has no chance in life. It's over for him/her. If it is a guy will eventually end up on death row and if girl, the biggest slut in town that gets knocked up by some random homeboy who abandons her, then the kid continues to live that lifestyle. And the census report will count him as "white"

 

[EverFresh]

What's fucked up is that kid has no chance in life. It's over for him/her. If it is a guy will eventually end up on death row and if girl, the biggest slut in town that gets knocked up by some random homeboy who abandons her, then the kid continues to live that lifestyle. And the census report will count him as "white"

"Mary Jane Akunt" you don't think that,...just maybe, this is a bad attempt at humor?