I remember sex stuff because I am a natural hornball. Put me in my 50's and I have a feeling I will still be staring at 19 year I think. There is not much hotter than a girl you didn't know 30 minutes ago blowing you. It's true. We all know it. I am not sure if I can ever be married or loyal. Not happy that I think that way but take a random 20 year old blonde. She will be wearing really short shorts that give her pussy a wedgie and a tank top clearly showing off her 36 C's with a pink bra.
Yes True... I was thinking about making another Thread about an Irish Guy from Mass, and well you know his "Small" problem
You probably heard about Irish guys...
Like the one where the Husband buys his wife a new computer the wife said what password should we put on the computer the husband shouted out mypenis so the wife put mypenis in the computer and it came up in a little box below the password........
password to short!
That was super funny Mike......no really it was.
What really sold it was when I had to scroll down to read that the password was too short........You're probably not even the funniest guy in the room when you're alone......."password to short"......super, super funny Mike....the exclamation point was a nice touch too.....
