I may kill myself. I swear to Christ I have the worst luck in the entire universe.

[ML Dog]

first off...I don't believe a FUCKING word of your Bull Shit fabricated story...

so lets pretend its true (which its NOT)...

why wait 5 years + and only 200+ post to claim this FUCKING BULLSHIT...

your quote """ I have the worst luck in the entire universe""

So what were you doing during this 5 years stint..????.

Contemplating killing yourself...so you could come to this forum...comical...

If any of the bull shit lies are true...which they are NOT....

get off your ass and this gambling forum...

by a PAPER (if you can't afford it) ... Google help wanted ads in your hood...

or just kill yourself ( which won't happen, b/c your to lazy to do that)...

by the way...

who's GHOST are you??????

Thats what I Love about Chicago. A Guy can roam all over USA perpetrating some Facade (not saying thats whats happening in this thread but) Chicago will call him on it.

Everywhere else, 'cept some folks in NYC and Boston, dude can get away with a Act

Chicago though.....from the moment they can talk, formulate a sentence to infinity

they will Call A Dude Out. On His Bullshit.


Plus....if you're not from Chicago the women are very hard to Seduce. Cuz they see thru your bullshit.

So trying to seduce ChiTown Girls is like Training to successfully lift 27 lbs by trying to lift 187 lbs.

Spend a Month trying to Seduce Chicago Girls and a guy can then go anywhere and immediately seduce, successfully, girls in that place.


Except for Boston.


and Sort of....


NYC.

 

[JimmyApe]

Guys theres no way around it.I need to be balls deep inside the book. Its the only place for me.

 

[JimmyApe]

And yes my situation is exactly as I have stated.

Broke
No income
Thousands in debt
Just needed a Warrior win

 

[KingofNicotine]

Why are you not working? Are you not capable or just no work where you live?

 

[JimmyApe]

Im fully capable. I am able to get by without working usually.

 

[KingofNicotine]

Well wouldn't you have more money to gamble with if you worked?

 

[JimmyApe]

I just lost 700 dollars. I have bills just like anyone else.

 

[cy1981]

Im fully capable. I am able to get by without working usually.

This thread has morphed from being dark and depressing to being funny. How do you get by without working when you lose money gambling too?

 

[JimmyApe]

I also currently have no vehicle.

 

[JimmyApe]

Being funny is just my way. Do not confuse that with me falsifying the severity of my situation.

I need to shove it right up the book.

 

[JimmyApe]

The day you are physically unable to shove your dick into the situation is the day you have admitted the book was victorious. I am not prepared to make such a declaration.

 

[KingofNicotine]

This thread has morphed from being dark and depressing to being funny. How do you get by without working when you lose money gambling too?

This guy is the real life Kramer.

 

[ML Dog]

The day you are physically unable to shove your dick into the situation is the day you have admitted the book was victorious. I am not prepared to make such a declaration.

You are already as we speak Mentally Incapable of shoving your Exestential Dick into anything other than a Hornet's Nest where immediate pain and subsequent (extended) Suffering is the only possible outcome.

Your Existential Dick that Dick which you possess which is the Non-Physical of the two Dicks you were given is the more important of the two.

But You, You are still focused completely on Your Physical Dick the Dick which Dies eventually.

That Other Dick, which will be with you forever has been with you all along, You can't manage to summon even a partial portion of a small percentage of a Fuck

about.

Stop Trying to shove that Meat Dick into things and figure out how to casually insert your Non-Physical Dick into reparation of fucking Humanity.



First Step is to make "her" more important than you ever could dream to be, more vital than you ever ever ever would become

in your eyes.




Thats to become Nothing.




and



thus.......



maybe







Everything

Evolve

Overcome


or don't.



Stay Stuck.




Killing Yourself just results in you having to come back here though

and with an even heavier Millstone so whatever you do don't do that stupid shit especially


over this

 

[ML Dog]

​

 

[ML Dog]

This guy is the real life Kramer.

 

[ML Dog]

Fucking Chicago.


Fucking Truth.

 

[JimmyApe]

ML doggie coming at us all crazy.

 

[ML Dog]

a cold and very broken

Hallelujah

Time Will Tell.

 

[Hotpizza]

It's been 19 hours since your original post. Why haven't you killed yourself already? I know why you can't afford to.

No car, no job, no income and an addiction that you won't overcome unless you kill yourself or get serious help.

Yea I'm that type of guy, either this thread is total bs and you are laughing your ass off at all the attention you are receiving or you are so dumb you don't realize when you need help.

You said somewhere along the way, you can make easy money. That's only bravado talking. If you think $700 or even the $6,000 you claim you won and then lost binging, you really have no clue what true money is. No ones life is going to be solved with those amounts of money.

Your own statements show you have no discipline, you have no patience, you have no respect for gambling and you certainly don't have respect for life.

I don't want to be that guy but I am going to be that guy, either get it over with or get help. It's your call but stop the whining and moaning it's old already and your supposed to be a man, grow a fucking set already.

 

[ML Dog]

ML doggie coming at us all crazy.

One of Us, yes.


That is not Me.


Summon Courage and add to this discussion what underlying indemnities, challenges

you face



hardships


there is some other stuff

that you are hesitant to share.