(ALL WAGERS WILL BE ACCEPTED UP TO THE POSTED STARTING TIME OF THE EVENT)
pea brain .. where does it say that wagers wont be accepted after the starting time?
i still dunno if i have this right .. you past posted lenny .. still lost .. rofl .. and now you want your money back when you tried to cheat him?
you remind me of a story my grandfather told me about cheaters and when something looks to good to be true it is.
a man was driving down a road one day and saw a county fair racetrack .. a sign said 'weekly races'. he went in and saw some harness horses. there were 2 farmers booking bets. in one race there were 3 horses. 1st horse was 4-5 to win .. 2nd horse was 4-5 to win to. 3rd horse was 100-1 to show!
these men are dumb wads! the man thought. there are only 3 horses in the race! he went to the farmer and said can i have 100 to show on no. 3? the farmer said sure and that pays 10 thou if he shows .. the man said 10 thou if he comes 1str 2nd or 3rd? .. the farmer said yep.
so the guy watches the race. he stays close to the farmer so he cant run off. the 3 goes out to a 5 length lead. hes 5 lengths in front the first time around .. 10 lengths in front on the back ... 15 lengths in front coming into the stretch!!! .. the guy is thinking oh good im rich .. then 100 feet from the line the horse takes a right turn at a hole in the fence and trots over to a tree to graze.
wtf??? the guy hollers .. that horse just left the course and only a few steps from the line!!
yep the farmer says .. hes done that every week for the past five years.