How Many On This Board Have Spent Time in Jail Or Lock up???

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

40 days in 6 different federal prisons...travel arrangements were made by Con-air....girl prisoners in the front of the plane and guys in the rear...remained handcuffed at all times...1989-90

My boss went on 60 minutes and a few weeks later we were guests of the government...

 

[LostBankroll]

Ahh. Brings me back! Ive been in a cell 4 seperate times. First time was as a Juvy @ Cheltenham here in PG County. So notorious that The Wire kids wer afraid to go there. (Cuz with da ponytail) Ive spent 2 months in Cheltenham for a juvy Tree charge. I was then shipped out to Upper Marlboro corrections. An inmate was killed when I was there (dont recall his name, but he was all over the news,he ran over a polic officer and was found killed of choking) I think where you get to spend dat quality time matters more than how long you been in for. Because the longer you go in a fucked jail, the longer you risk bodily harm to yourself. Especially these jails in PG.

 

[ScottL]

Was in last night for the first time. Just made bail. I got into a fight at Walmart at 4AM. I double legged this guy and pile drove him into the ground through a display of bb guns.

 

[Hookandcrook+]

Was in last night for the first time. Just made bail. I got into a fight at Walmart at 4AM. I double legged this guy and pile drove him into the ground through a display of bb guns.

:lol:

 

[OnWisconsin]

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[shorteyes]

6 months

I was busted twice for window peeping.

 

[Firehorn]

ill give you my funny ass story, atleast i think its funny


i was at kansas state university, a few weeks before i turned 21. we had our spring football game, i was totally destroyed before getting to the stadium, had about 8 gatorare and vodkas in me (32 ozs) plus a few liquor bangs. I make it through the 1st qtr of the game before telling my friends to fuck off im walking home (about 2+ miles from the stadium to my fraternity on foot). i start walking home (im blacked out drunk), now the way home i have to go through a residential neighborhood (non college students). apparently on my way home i run into a pick up truck parked in the street and decide its a good idea to crawl into the back of the bed and steal their plastic gas can. well the owner of the house was standing in the driveway as i crawled into the back of the truck and steal his gas can. He approaches me and asks me what Im doing. I tell him to fuck off and continue on down the road, saying the can is mine. I end up calling my roomate at the time to come pick me up off the street, as my roomate pulls up, the guy writes down his license plate number. I dive into the back of the car and end up landing on a pint glass slicing my arm open. I wake up later that night in my room with the gas can and think nothing of it. about 2 days later the cops show up at my fraternity and the gas can is still sitting in my room. i get a summons to appear at court. now i go talk to the kstate lawyer and she tells me ill probably just get a fine since ive never been in trouble before. Well the cock sucking lawyer requests 30 days of jail, a drug/alcohol class, and a $300 fine. The judge ends up giving me me $300 fine, 2 days jail (28 suspended), and an alcohol/drug class. so now my ass has to go to jail, I figure ill just play it off as cool when i get there and not say what i did, as there are some hard motherfuckers in there. Im not in my prision pod but 5 mins (prision room is like a giant common room with 20 little pods off it with beds, no bars on ur room, so anyone could attack u at a given time if they wanted), and i hear this black guy yell out, hey its the gas can kid. I guess one of the blackguys who was in court for his case, found it espically funny how fucked over i got at court for stealing an empty gas can, and told everyone else in jail about me

Nice read kidman.

 

[Firehorn]

As for me, never been and hope I never will.

 

[ChrisParadise]

drunk tank overnight probably 10 times mostly in the 90's

real lockup once for 65 days for sellin weed. was suppose to be 60 days, but on day 59 they told me it would be 61 and i went crazy on em and got 5 days extra for a psych eval. fuckers.

 

[Redagger029]

Not yet.

 

[OnePocket]

I'm replying to this thread from the county jail.

 

[RenoChazz]

Ha... I was in LA county jail for a month for resisting arrest (only time I've ever been to jail) the cop wasn't even arresting me for anything and was pretty much harassing me I mouthed off and he got violent with me so I got violent back. Resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer were my only 2 charges, Good old LAPD. The funny thing is that I was in there the same time as OJ Simpson.

 

[Enfuego]

Overnight one time and one time only at about 19-years-old. Drinking beer on a street corner got me an MIC or MIP or whatever you want to call it.

Sitting in the cell I noticed a toilet with no stall. I go to sleep and when I wake up there's about 15 dudes inside and this giant of a man says "there's one rule and one rule only, if anyone needs to take a dump you better pinch it off because I'm not watching anyone take a dump without a stall."

I had to go pretty bad but waited until I got out and hit the burger joint down the road.

 

[Illini]

two separate incidents. once was just an overnight stay at the police station for having a failure to appear in court (bench warrant issued) and the other was 2 weeks in county for a DUI. was young and stupid. drinking and driving :>(

Why would you get 2 weeks for DUI?

 

[Illini]

I spent 3 hours in jail for DUI. They didn't put me in a cell or even in the drunk tank with all the wasted people. I blew .09 at a DUI checkpoint, but that is DUI these days. The cop was cool and then he lied his ass off on the police report, trying to make it look like I was drunk when I was not.

Don't ever blow, even if you think you are legal.

 

[Enfuego]

I spent 3 hours in jail for DUI. They didn't put me in a cell or even in the drunk tank with all the wasted people. I blew .09 at a DUI checkpoint, but that is DUI these days. The cop was cool and then he lied his ass off on the police report, trying to make it look like I was drunk when I was not.

Don't ever blow, even if you think you are legal.

Guy told me once that if you get pulled over and you've been drinking then you roll the window down just a crack and hand him the ID and insurance. If the cop tells you to roll it down further then you ask him if you're under arrest. Then, he has a decision to make.

I haven't had a drink and driven in about 17 years so I have no clue if this is accurate or not. A lawyer on here probably would know though.

 

[viking611]

i actually have a photo from inside the 'holding area' before they sent me to my own personal 'room'. They made me put my phone away and i couldn't wear my tux either.

that is Dearborn County Facility in Michigan....nice place.

 

[VegasRandy]

I was busted twice for window peeping.

Window peeping and you're a teacher? :smoker2:

I bet that takes a lot of will power.

 

[Willie99]

not I, although I might have been if I were a teenager today

 

[SportSavant]

Spent a few hours in lock up once as a wild and crazy youth. Crime shall remain nameless but never more than a few hours.