take the certificate back and exchange it
for the body rub. then take her out for a
nice dinner. bring her home, have a bunch
of drinks and slip a mickey in her glass. after
she passes out, go for it! wax her up. she'll
be pissed, yes. but tell her she told you to
do it right before blacking out. tell her she
wanted you to do it and not a stranger. she'll
forgive you. leave the new certificate on her
pillow with a red rose.
:toast: