How can I convince my wife to wax her pussy?

[Kornholio]

trimmed is > than shaved
waxed = best....the only way the beaver is truly bald and smooth

My wife use to wax it but got too expensive. Shaven is gross, who wants to feel whiskers or look at razor bumps on the snapper? I'd rather munch on it neatly trimmed.

 

[quinnsft34]

Gun is for likesman02.

If you're straight get that handle changed... quiiiiinnnn.

I realize who the gun is for. Why should I change my handle?

 

[Jack Herer]

Because it has been well established that quinn=queen.

 

[quinnsft34]

Because it has been well established that quinn=queen.

Well fuck. I blame my dad for giving me this fucking name then.

 

[Enfuego]

Tell her you're tired of looking at Buckwheat in a scissor lock.

 

[kingbill]

Tell her you would like her to wax her vagina, it would be pleasurable and something you both can enjoy...if she doesn't go for that, bring home a home waxing kit and say OK who do you want to wax that fucking Sasquatch you call a pussy...me or the professionals...you got three seconds...3...2...1...bam with the yellow pages and start spreadin and pulling...

 

[crzbrave]

Tell her you're tired of looking at Buckwheat in a scissor lock.

head lock:nohead:

 

[Devilwoman]

Tell her she should wax it like her sister does.

 

[RoofTop]

You guys have been alot of help, thanks

 

[HarryCaray]

Tell her she should wax it like her sister does.

Nice - best response yet.

 

[Devilwoman]

I bet it will work.

 

[RoofTop]

Tell her she should wax it like her sister does.

she does not have a sister.

 

[shdw01]

she does not have a sister.

sister may be substituted with mother.....

if it gets difficult, say your sister

 

[HarryCaray]

sister may be substituted with mother.....

if it gets difficult, say your sister

ex-girlfriend instead of her sister would work as well

 

[Devilwoman]

or her best friend.....

 

[Devilwoman]

her daughter...lol hahahaha

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[Devilwoman]