How can I convince my wife to wax her pussy?

[RoofTop]

Need some help from my peeps in the RR for this.

I bought her a gift card from a spa for Xmas. When I bought it, the girl behind the counter asked if I would like to purchase it for a specific item (message, fascial, etc.). I said naw, Ill let her chose. She handed me a menu of services. At the bottom, BAM, Brazilian Wax. I said, lets do this one. She said, "good luck with that" and smiled.

The gift card is still sitting on the mantle.

Need some help guys.

 

[NES]

Find her a young good looking boyfriend and I bet she will do it.

 

[Teddykgb]

The same way I convinced my wife to stop putting olives in the potato salad....you wrap both hands around her neck and tell her "repeat after me, I will never put olives in the potato salad again"......works every time.

 

[whalewager]

What teddy says with the yellow pages as an added bonus.

 

[RoofTop]

What teddy says with the yellow pages as an added bonus.

I tried that once. She super glued my cock to my stomach. Was in the hospital for three days.

 

[Jack Herer]

You go wax your butt crack with that gift card.

 

[-Slim-]

wax yours first?

 

[quinnsft34]

Does she normally shave it? If she doesn't good luck getting her to start. Tell her you're tired of getting her pubes in your teeth. That probably won't help but you never know.

 

[Jack Herer]

Shave your junk and glue them hairs to your cock and ask her for a blow job.

 

[shdw01]

Shave your junk and glue them hairs to your cock and ask her for a blow job.

worst idea ever

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

wax yours first?

primo!

 

[Jack Herer]

worst idea ever

Why?

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

If you eat snatch, tell her she's cutoff untill she either shaves the puss, or skins the beaver.

then tell her you will eat longer when its gone.

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

worked for me

 

[shdw01]

Why?

most likely scenario:

1) no blowjob
2) incredibly irritated shaft
3) horrible time getting that shit off

 

[Jack Herer]

most likely scenario:

1) no blowjob
2) incredibly irritated shaft
3) horrible time getting that shit off

Ok dumbass. Let me explain. She'll learn what its like to lick a bunch of pubes. Use a water soluble glue, I never said crazy glue, no irritation, easy to wash. And yes, you probably won't get a bj, but she won't get any either if she doesn't wax/shave.

 

[wiesman02]

Ok dumbass. Let me explain. She'll learn what its like to lick a bunch of pubes. Use a water soluble glue, I never said crazy glue, no irritation, easy to wash. And yes, you probably won't get a bj, but she won't get any either if she doesn't wax/shave.

LOL @ HERER. First post that u made me laugh, instead of making me want to shoot myself for reading

 

[Jack Herer]

If you need money for a gun let me know.

 

[quinnsft34]

If you need money for a gun let me know.

Maybe start a Jackdizzle to help buy the gun. I would help.

 

[Jack Herer]

Maybe start a Jackdizzle to help buy the gun. I would help.

Gun is for likesman02.

If you're straight get that handle changed... quiiiiinnnn.