HONDO of the NY POST - we need to start tracking him

[2ndbase]

Slumping and sliding Hondo took another trip to Thump City last night when the Braves were blasted in Detroit to raise the burgeoning deficit to 110 buhners.

Today, Mr. Aitch has a suggestion: Go Westbrook, young investor — 10 units on the Cards. Tonight, he expects Felix to show the Angels who’s King — 10 units on the Mariners.

Cueently on a 3 game skid and 4-9 his last 13. He's going back to the faves, where he's 14-8. I will be tailing til he produces a winning day, but might be switching to a Fade labby after that.

 

[2ndbase]

The Mariners fought valiantly for Hondo last night, rallying past the Angels to partially offset his loss with the Cardinals and limit the deficit to 130 sisks.
Today, Mr. Aitch has learned that Mrs. Niese’s lucky blue skivvies have been recalibrated to prevent anymore debillitating comebackers, which calls for a 10-unit play on Jon and the Metamucils. Also, 10 units apiece on Chunky Bud Norris (Astros) and Beefy Bart Colon (A's).

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All city mayoral candidates say that if elected they will lift the ban on students taking cell phones to school, which is the right thing to do. It’s downright cruel asking teens to go seven hours without sexting ... Good to see Manti Te’o get drafted by the Chargers, who apparently needed a slow, easily duped linebacker ... The Daily Ruse is in the midst of its annual Citizenship Now program to assist immigrants. Let’s pray they aren’t helping to open the door for any rage-filled Chechans

 

[sniperpicks]

0-3 for Hondo? looks like it, unreal, he and LANG shit themselves a combined 0-5 day, wish I had unloaded huge

 

[BuzzKill]

"Hondo, already having succumbed with the Metamucils and Astros, was on the verge of a triple-flusher yesterday, but the A’s minded their Ps and Qs, rallying for a “W” that held the deficit down to 180 tenaces.Tonight, Mr. Aitch is expecting the NL’s young guns to do some damage – 10 units apiece on Met Harvey and Nat Strasburg."

HONDO FADE PLAYS: Atlanta Braves and Miami Marlins, both going off at 7:10 PM EST

 

[sniperpicks]

I would take Braves, miami is shit

 

[sniperpicks]

gonna try and start a HONDO tracker / system based on him losing 3 in a row and when he has 2 plays at same time I gotta chose just 1 or parlay both together , start s today ................... he has METS and W Nats winning both start at 7pm eastern , I skipped the METS fade cuz Miami sucks, I am on BRAVES to win , forget his prior games, system starts today , now , I got $50 risked and +115 , I had won well fading him yesterday, he actually got a comeback W late last night and I lost a small amount so I restarted my fade today

 

[BuzzKill]

Two underdog plays, two winners baby!

Hondo Fade goes 2-0!

 

[sniperpicks]

unreal, this guy cracks me up with his shitty touts , often worse than LANG , so new HONDO-fade-Sniper system is 1-0 and up $58 ....................... if these plays had been spreadout and Miami play later in day I wouldof gone small on Miami , just hate tailing a total turd team who only wins on rare occasion

 

[BuzzKill]

Sure took Miami long enough to win it, lol. I had both Hondo fades and the Houston Rockets money line for a 3-0 night. You got to love baseball underdog plays! So glad not to be posting to the SBR, too many shills and assholes!

 

[BuzzKill]

"Hondo took a double beating last night, losing first with overrated Strasburg and the Nats then with the thoroughly inept Metamucils, whose extra-brutal defeat raised the NRN (nasty red number) to 355 aparicios.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will roll with Quintana and the White Sox in Texas. Also, he will back that Bumgarner against the D’backs. Ten units apiece."

HONDO FADE PLAYS: Texas Rangers (8:05 PM EST) and the Arizona Diamondbacks (9:40 PM EST)

 

[sniperpicks]

Ticket #: Apr 30 08:05 PM Apr 30 08:11 PM

MLB NBA

PARLAY (2 TEAMS) [972] TEX -1½+110 ( J QUINTANA -L / Y DARVISH -R ) [528] DENVER -6½-130 (B+1) = LANG fade

50 / 134

134

HONDO fade for me is 2-0 , no play on 2nd game , this fade earned more than half this cash thanks to dog # so I give it $82, so 58 + 82 = $140 up and 2-0

04/30/2013 08:03 PM

 

[BuzzKill]

"Hondo, having lost with the White Sox, appeared ready to endure another double-flusher last night when the Giants’ Kung Fu Panda pounced on the Snakes in the ninth to leave the deficit holding at 355 floods.
Today, Mr. Aitch will try some St. Louis-style Lynn-sanity — 10 units on the Cards to cream Bailey and the Reds. Tonight, he will go with the Rockies over Slosh Beckett and the Dodgers — 10 units."

HONDO FADE PLAYS: Cincinnati Reds (1:45 PM EST) and the LA Dodgers (10:10 PM EST)

 

[BuzzKill]

Hondo record is now 24-23

"The Cardinals and Rockies carried out their assignments for Hondo yesterday, vanquishing their opponents to lower the deficit to 240 mcgees,Tonight, Mr. Aitch will maintain his poker face and ante up for another Card play — 10 units on Westbrook to outduel crafty Wily Peralta."

HONDO FADE PLAY: Milwaukee Brewers (8:10 PM EST)

 

[BuzzKill]

"Hondo survived the nail-biter last night with the Cards, who did everything but blow a 6-0 lead in Milwaukee before ultimately causing the deficit to fall to 190 ruthvens.Today, Mr. Aitch will wrap things up early at Wrigley with a Villanueva play — 10 units on the Small Bears to hose Leake."

HONDO FADE PLAY: Cincinnati Reds (2:20 PM EST)

 

[sniperpicks]

REDS have been struggling to score lately, CUBS struggle to close a game, their starters are reportedly pretty good but the pen flushed several leads away ......................... come on REDS !

fade hondo cash call coming up !

 

[sniperpicks]

HONDO looks to have handed us a layup W here , who touts the CUBS to win vs a talented team like the REDS ?

 

[BuzzKill]

Lets do this sniper! My only bet today so far.. go Reds!

 

[BuzzKill]

Hondo goes 0-1, sweet!

 

[BuzzKill]

Sniper: Going with the Shit Special of the Day tonight, 1% of the bankroll on the Rockets -1 1/2 at home against the Oklahoma City Thunder (9:35 PM EST):

"Shit Special of the Day- Houston Rockets -1.5 This team is finally clicking on all cylinders and I see no stop to this train. For OKC to have a shot Durant needs to get over 40 and needs 2-3 guys to get 15-20 points. Aside from Martin, I can't really see anybody else that can help carry the scoring load."

 

[BuzzKill]

"Hondo’s winning streak screeched to a halt at three yesterday in Wrigley where the local lovable losers rallied valiantly but, as usual, fell short of the mark, which caused the deficit to climb back up to 240 arcaros.
Tonight, in the Run for the Roses, Mr. Aitch will ride Revolutionary with a 5-unit win investment. Also, he will heed the advice of Otterkill CC’s Billy Liebler, aka “Billy Bankshot,” and put a unit on Normandy Invasion to storm the winner’s circle. However, if this pick goes as badly as last year’s, his new name will be “Billy Blankshot.”
Meanwhile, back in the diamond district, Hondo will give the Rangers the menial task of defeating Lackey. Ten units."

HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (8:05 PM EST)