Hondo, who had been sizzling lately, stumbled last night with Lee and the Phillies, who flopped in Cincy and caused the still somewhat beefy earnings to tumble to 120 schoendiensts.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch has one piece of valuable advice: Ignore the Career vs. Opp. column in the Pitching Form, and go Westbrook, young men. Ten units on the Cards to prevail in Pittsburgh.
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Stalker Katherine Thurston allegedly threw an electric razor filled with pubic hair at Australian actor Hugh Jackman on Saturday morning, which may not be as strange as it seems. It could be that she just wanted to let him know that she knows how important good grooming is Down Under ... Eric Brown, who stole a truck carrying Obama’s teleprompter Oct. 16, 2011, yesterday was sentenced to seven years in prison. Having rendered mute the leader of the free world, Brown is lucky he avoided a date with a firing squad.