"Hondo rewarded the loyal citizens of HondoNation with the cold trifecta in the Belmont yesterday but he put only a unit on Palace Malice to win. Thus, coupled with the Cards’ loss, his deficit dipped slightly to 225 hoaks.
Today, Mr. Aitch, after carefully analyzing the Form, is certain he has found a Locke — 10 units on the Pirates to chew up the Cubs in Wrigley."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Chicago Cubs (2:20 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch, after carefully analyzing the Form, is certain he has found a Locke — 10 units on the Pirates to chew up the Cubs in Wrigley."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Chicago Cubs (2:20 PM EST)
"With plaudits still rolling in for Hondo because of his Belmont Stakes cold trifecta (that he didn’t play), Mr. Aitch sank deeper into the red yesterday when he walked the plank with the Pirates, whose failure in Wrigley caused the debt to grow to 275 sturdivants.
Tonight, he expects Cobb, that cornball, to stop the Sawx – 10 units on the Rays to lump up Lackey. As for the canines, he is whistling for the D’backs over Kershaw and the Native Americans over Lindblom – 10 units apiece."
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: Boston Red Sox (7:10 PM EST), LA Dodgers (10:10 PM EST) and the Texas Rangers (8:05 PM EST)
Tonight, he expects Cobb, that cornball, to stop the Sawx – 10 units on the Rays to lump up Lackey. As for the canines, he is whistling for the D’backs over Kershaw and the Native Americans over Lindblom – 10 units apiece."
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: Boston Red Sox (7:10 PM EST), LA Dodgers (10:10 PM EST) and the Texas Rangers (8:05 PM EST)
Mr. Aitch is on the Rays again for Tuesday
"Hondo’s crushing 14-inning setback with the Rays last night was more than offset by the D’backs’ heroic rally in LA, which left him with a debt of 260 cronins.
Tonight, he will remain focused like a laser on the Rays – 10 units on Hernandez to win his duel Jonny Lager and the Sawx."
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (7:10 PM EST)
"Hondo’s crushing 14-inning setback with the Rays last night was more than offset by the D’backs’ heroic rally in LA, which left him with a debt of 260 cronins.
Tonight, he will remain focused like a laser on the Rays – 10 units on Hernandez to win his duel Jonny Lager and the Sawx."
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (7:10 PM EST)
"The Rays took care of some important business against Jonny Lager and the Sawx last night, which enabled Hondo to reduce his still beefy deficit to 250 powells.
Today, Mr. Aitch will fly with the Orioles over the Angels in the big wing-ding in Baltimore — 10 units on Hammel. Also, he expects Zoolander to pose serious problems for the Royals — 10 units on the Tigers."
WEDNESDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: LA Angels (12:35 PM EST) and the Kansas City Royals (2:10 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch will fly with the Orioles over the Angels in the big wing-ding in Baltimore — 10 units on Hammel. Also, he expects Zoolander to pose serious problems for the Royals — 10 units on the Tigers."
WEDNESDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: LA Angels (12:35 PM EST) and the Kansas City Royals (2:10 PM EST)
Hondo Fade goes 2-0 on Wednesday!
"Hondo suffered a painful double-flusher yesterday when, having already lost with the Orioles, Valverde and the Tigers were unable to bring home a “W” with a 2-0 lead and two outs in the ninth. Thus, the accounts payable ballooned to 385 schoendiensts.
Today, Mr. Aitch expects Wainwright’s stuff to be good enough to muzzle the Metamucils. Tonight, he will give Cain an opportunity to reenter the stable of stalwarts and stiffs — 10 units on the Giants."
THURSDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: New York Mets (1:10 PM EST) and the Pittsburgh Pirates (7:05 PM EST)
"Hondo suffered a painful double-flusher yesterday when, having already lost with the Orioles, Valverde and the Tigers were unable to bring home a “W” with a 2-0 lead and two outs in the ninth. Thus, the accounts payable ballooned to 385 schoendiensts.
Today, Mr. Aitch expects Wainwright’s stuff to be good enough to muzzle the Metamucils. Tonight, he will give Cain an opportunity to reenter the stable of stalwarts and stiffs — 10 units on the Giants."
THURSDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: New York Mets (1:10 PM EST) and the Pittsburgh Pirates (7:05 PM EST)
"Hondo rebounded from Wednesday’s wipeout by connecting with the Cards and Giants yesterday to lower the deficit to 285 ainges.
Tonight, based on the Career vs. Opp column in the Form, Mr. Aitch is giving the nod to Buehrle — 10 units on the Blue Jays mess up Texas."
FRIDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Texas Rangers (8:05 PM EST)
Tonight, based on the Career vs. Opp column in the Form, Mr. Aitch is giving the nod to Buehrle — 10 units on the Blue Jays mess up Texas."
FRIDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Texas Rangers (8:05 PM EST)
"Hondo breezed last night with the Blue Jays, who, as expected by HondoNation, roughed up the Rangers to lower the accounts payable to 225 cuellars.
Today, Mr. Aitch will give the Orioles the menial task of beating Lackey – 10 units on Garcia."
SATURDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (4:05 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch will give the Orioles the menial task of beating Lackey – 10 units on Garcia."
SATURDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (4:05 PM EST)
"Hondo had his winning streak snapped at three yesterday when the Orioles’ rally fell a tad short, causing the deficit to expand to 275 spahns.
Today, Mr. Aitch will switch dugouts in anticipation of Lester, aka Jonny Lager, brewing up a winner—10 units on Boston."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Baltimore Orioles (1:35 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch will switch dugouts in anticipation of Lester, aka Jonny Lager, brewing up a winner—10 units on Boston."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Baltimore Orioles (1:35 PM EST)
"Jon Lester, aka Jonny Lager, and the dreaded Bosawx were beaten in Baltimore, which made Hondo crabby as his debt grew to 350 espinozas.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch is whistling for the big ‘dog in Arizona -- 10 units on Turner and the Fish to give Corbin “L.”"
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS (9:40 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch is whistling for the big ‘dog in Arizona -- 10 units on Turner and the Fish to give Corbin “L.”"
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS (9:40 PM EST)
"This is no fish tale: Hondo cashed a tasty 2-1 shot last night when his current favorite player, Giancarlo Stanton, powered the Marlins past the Diamondbacks to reduce the accounts payable to 250 hubbells.Tonight, Mr. Aitch likes the price for Cain, who recently showed some interest in working his way back into the stable – 10 units on the Giants to pick apart the Pods."
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: San Diego Padres (10:15 PM EST)
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: San Diego Padres (10:15 PM EST)
