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All joking aside, I know that you are for Obama's Health Care Plan. Lets use your case as an example.
Scotty and Barney (not his real name) are lifetime partners, and are active in their local Wiccan community. Their local wiccan union doesn't provide for same sex benefits so Scotty and Barney (not his real name) move back to Barney's home state of Massachussets and apply for a marriage license.
Under Bush, neither would be accepted because of Barney's (not his real name), past record of dicking a page and running a male prostitution ring out of his office.
Under Obama, both Scotty and Barney cannot be turned down because of Barney's past record. Both Barney and Scotty now qualify for health benefits, no questions asked.
Scotty and Barney can now move on and have a happy and normal relationship.
The End
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