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Here is what I know. The more out of control your own life gets, the crazier the girls you are attracted too will get. Examples can come later. It firsts starts with you. Crazy girls are 2 things. Fun in bed and bat shit crazy. They can change their mind every other day of what they want and are untrustworthy. Because of that, it makes guys "stalk" them which they actually like but guys are compartartable so they can separate things while girls are naturally emotional and react to everything about how they are feeling at that particular moment. I've stalked girls because unless you see things with your own eyes, you can't believe it. Dating a stripper takes that up 15 notches.

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During Wilbur's Prime Dating Season all the women were already naked because it was before The Talking Snake talked The Girl into biting into The Apple which caused her to notice she was naked so there were no Strippers then because there was no clothes yet and it seems probable that when clothing came to be that Women just didn't immediately start stripping off, seems likely that Evolution took a while so one can reasonably conclude that Wilbur never dated a stripper. Is He up in here saying that he did? I ain't read every post in the thread I just know Wilbur was up in here saying some stuff. If he's said he dated a Stripper that is unlikely.
 

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Here is what I know. The more out of control your own life gets, the crazier the girls you are attracted too will get. Examples can come later. It firsts starts with you. Crazy girls are 2 things. Fun in bed and bat shit crazy. They can change their mind every other day of what they want and are untrustworthy. Because of that, it makes guys "stalk" them which they actually like but guys are compartartable so they can separate things while girls are naturally emotional and react to everything about how they are feeling at that particular moment. I've stalked girls because unless you see things with your own eyes, you can't believe it. Dating a stripper takes that up 15 notches.

what in god's name is "compartartable?"

must be an Indiana term.
 

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It was one month ago that I slept on my boat because I knew my dumb ass gf was gonna come home and start shit and she's so dumb she won't look for me on the boat - i was awaken with 6 guns an lasers pointed at head - 6 hours later (of being isolated and bandcuffed) one of the cops said to me, hey man, maybe this isn't the girl for u
 

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During Wilbur's Prime Dating Season all the women were already naked because it was before The Talking Snake talked The Girl into biting into The Apple which caused her to notice she was naked so there were no Strippers then because there was no clothes yet and it seems probable that when clothing came to be that Women just didn't immediately start stripping off, seems likely that Evolution took a while so one can reasonably conclude that Wilbur never dated a stripper. Is He up in here saying that he did? I ain't read every post in the thread I just know Wilbur was up in here saying some stuff. If he's said he dated a Stripper that is unlikely.

No never dated a stripper
 

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Nailing a stripper is one thing...dating a stripper is a whole other ballgame..why you would want to sign up.for that headache is beyond me
 
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Nailing a stripper is one thing...dating a stripper is a whole other ballgame..why you would want to sign up.for that headache is beyond me

She is not a stripper... she is a "pole fitness instructor", but figured u guys would call her a stripper anyways... she already send me dirty pics, I have an erection at work and need a break and cant stand up cause everyone would notice my johnson
 

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She is not a stripper... she is a "pole fitness instructor", but figured u guys would call her a stripper anyways... she already send me dirty pics, I have an erection at work and need a break and cant stand up cause everyone would notice my johnson

Doubtful, how's the blond wig thing going?
 

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She is not a stripper... she is a "pole fitness instructor", but figured u guys would call her a stripper anyways... she already send me dirty pics, I have an erection at work and need a break and cant stand up cause everyone would notice my johnson

"Pole Fitness"?

Its On Topic.....sorta anyways.

I think to Date Strippers would be to jeopardize...sustained Pole Fitness.

On The Whole.
 

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Speaking of which, isn't is wild how Golf Fans yell "Get In The Hole!!" then Tigger goes and does that and a lot of The World gets really really mad at him. IMO Opinion he was just following instructions.

If you ever actually follow through and get into Producing Low Budget Porn out of that 1240 sq. foot shed in North Hollywood as we've discussed that you should do Pockets cuz its your Calling you could make a Film Noir called "Get In The Hole" featuring a Tigger Wood look-alike, some girls with enormous fake breasts and a gaggle of annoying drunk guys surrounding the bed shouting "Get In The Hole!!!"

That would totally work Pockets. It'd be an enormous success. You'd get totally sued forever and end up broke 'n destitute...still owing money but it would work excellently...from a Cinematic Perspective...a Creative Perspective...which is what is really important Pockets.


SNL failing to do this as a skit yet is complete and utter Fail.
 
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"Pole Fitness"?

Its On Topic.....sorta anyways.

I think to Date Strippers would be to jeopardize...sustained Pole Fitness.

On The Whole.

Sorta yeah but the chick moves like a reptile bro... she sent me 2 videos dancing on the pole while i was moving the freaking UFC.

She demands I shave 100%, I'm going to sleep over her studio on tuesday. Some wine, netflix. She claims she likes to fuck for hours.
 

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