Have you ever dated a stripper?

[pocketrockets]

Im dating a pole dance fitness teacher next week, not a stripper per se but I know you bastards will call her a stripper anyways... met her online... she's hot and horny... any suggestions?

 

[Defying]

don't take any dating advice from vlad

 

[JudgeWapner]

Tip her well.

 

[wilbur]

Im dating a pole dance fitness teacher next week, not a stripper per se but I know you bastards will call her a stripper anyways... met her online... she's hot and horny... any suggestions?

Don't do it, Pockets, she will not be impressed with your small pole,imo.

 

[ANOTHERDAY]

Just be careful, like with all the rest. Always be steps ahead of her or any of them for that matter

 

[tatehill2000]

tint your windows so noone can see.

 

[loomis41973]

Bring the baby oil

 

[wilbur]

Im dating a pole dance fitness teacher next week, not a stripper per se but I know you bastards will call her a stripper anyways... met her online... she's hot and horny... any suggestions?

Did you meet "her" in jail and "she" made you wear a blond wig?

 

[pocketrockets]

Did you meet "her" in jail and "she" made you wear a blond wig?

You got me confused, I dont hate bitcoin

 

[wilbur]

You got me confused, I dont hate bitcoin

So you did wear the wig

 

[pocketrockets]

She is fucking nuts! Am I doomed? I mean I feel really attracted to crazy chicks! All of them, CRAZY! Day one we talked she told me a bunch of crazy shit... she is clingy, horny, psycho, intense...

Ill keep you posted...

 

[MikeB]

Don't worry about Wilbur. Back in his day, they were called Burlesque Girls and they danced in "Speak-easys".


He has no clue what a stripper is.

 

[Redagger029]

Just don't let her get you into the white rock shit!!

 

[MikeB]

I'm sure she's a nice girl. You should take her to meet your friends and family on your first date.

 

[wilbur]

She is fucking nuts! Am I doomed? I mean I feel really attracted to crazy chicks! All of them, CRAZY! Day one we talked she told me a bunch of crazy shit... she is clingy, horny, psycho, intense...

Ill keep you posted...

I'll bet "she" has a hairy chest

 

[Redagger029]

I'll bet "she" has a hairy chest

face)(*^%

 

[wilbur]

I'm sure she's a nice girl. You should take her to meet your friends and family on your first date.

I'm sure "she" would fit right in with Kimmy,Caitlyn and Kanye

 

[pocketrockets]

I'm sure "she" would fit right in with Kimmy,Caitlyn and Kanye

You try too hard old man, one worries the stroke is coming!

 

[MattyMatt]

Enjoy joy your time. Just don't fall in love and you are good. Have fun...

 

[MikeB]

Enjoy your Herpes