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RobFunk said:
Journey do not encourage Skins and his talk of penis.

Remember sick gambler kept posting pictures of naked african guys with their penis hanging out. He did this towards the end of of his carrer here at the RX.

We do want skins to end up the same way. Also cocks.

:pucking: Sick did love the penis....he had a fixation with posting penis pics.
 

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Journeyman said:
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She kind of looked like this woman but not quite as pretty, same hair, nose , eyes.


What's wrong with lookin' like this? Was she good in bed?

Bang 'er once a week and drive her BMW. :party:
 

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tbonestk, great point.

And really, who cares what she looks like? Let's all just be happy that one of us degenerates actually HAS A DATE.
 

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Because I'm not into using people...and I would get bored quickly...every time I meet someone knew I miss the one I let go .

Reminded me of the song line 'I still got a lot of leavin, left to do' I will probably never find the mythical 'ONE'
 

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What is the mythical woman anyways?

  • Cooks good
  • Picks winners like jimmy the greek
  • Has a killer body
  • Total pro in bed, but hasnt slept around much hasnt banged the same guy a lot either
  • Doesnt talk a lot, but is a great conversationalist
  • Doesnt have a penis
  • No kids
  • No stretch marks
  • Has a lot of money for no reason other than she just happens to have a lot of money
  • Good rock climber
  • Good skier
  • Good everything
  • Always accounted for, but it's still sort of a mystery where she is
  • A challenege without giving you a heart attack or a nervous breakdown
  • Red sox fan, looks cute in Red Sox gear
  • Depends on you without being annoying
  • Dresses good
  • Not a religious whacko
  • Etc.
 

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RobFunk said:
What is the mythical woman anyways?
  • Cooks good Not a must but , would be nice:103631605
  • Picks winners like jimmy the greek no
  • Has a killer body yes! :103631605 :103631605
  • Total pro in bed, but hasnt slept around much hasnt banged the same guy a lot either hard to find someone who hasn't been with one person a lot...yes to the first part:103631605
  • Doesnt talk a lot, but is a great conversationalist :lolBIG: yes
  • Doesnt have a penis :icon_conf
  • No kids hard to find, not a must, ideally yes.
  • No stretch marks or atleast very little.
  • Has a lot of money for no reason other than she just happens to have a lot of money:lolBIG: classic
  • Good rock climber no
  • Good skier doesn't hurt
  • Good everything no
  • Always accounted for, but it's still sort of a mystery where she is
  • A challenege without giving you a heart attack or a nervous breakdown I like space but want to have some idea about her whereabouts
  • Red sox fan, looks cute in Red Sox gear I don't care about her being a sports fan
  • Depends on you without being annoying I like attention
  • Dresses good yes
  • Not a religious whacko yes
  • Etc. :103631605 etc is also important

:103631605
 

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Remember that song with Mick Jagger and Michael Jackson

'state of shock'

I think that is what I will go into just from you using the thumbs up guy two times in a row. I mean really, who the hell does that?

:103631605 :103631605
 

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Journeyman said:
I wish I could tell the whole story, it was pretty funny ...I'm just not into talking like that ...she was 'unique' , she was a nice person, she just had a way of expressing herself that was shocking!

I swear as God as my witness this would have been great comedy, to read some of what took place.

I'm sending this down to the RR.
Does she know what you do and where?
 

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RobFunk said:
What is the mythical woman anyways?
  • Cooks good
  • Picks winners like jimmy the greek
  • Has a killer body
  • Total pro in bed, but hasnt slept around much hasnt banged the same guy a lot either
  • Doesnt talk a lot, but is a great conversationalist
  • Doesnt have a penis
  • No kids
  • No stretch marks
  • Has a lot of money for no reason other than she just happens to have a lot of money
  • Good rock climber
  • Good skier
  • Good everything
  • Always accounted for, but it's still sort of a mystery where she is
  • A challenege without giving you a heart attack or a nervous breakdown
  • Red sox fan, looks cute in Red Sox gear
  • Depends on you without being annoying
  • Dresses good
  • Not a religious whacko
  • Etc.


:missingte:missingte:missingte GOOD BJ? :missingte:missingte:missingte
 

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RobFunk said:
Journey do not encourage Skins and his talk of penis.

Remember sick gambler kept posting pictures of naked african guys with their penis hanging out. He did this towards the end of of his carrer here at the RX.

We do want skins to end up the same way. Also cocks.

hahahahaha wow, I wish I was here when that guy was around...goddamnit, I always miss out on the good stuff. :Sad Face:
 

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