Got a date with a former fitness model later today, but she's 44!

[SkinsRaj28]

They say 40 is the new 30, right? But if you're interested in having kids, then it's a waste of time.

Otherwise, no harm in checking her out. And if you're not feeling the whole relationship possiblity, just get her to touch your penis and then tell her it's over. That's the gentleman-ly way of doing it, trust me, straight from the SkinsRaj28 School of Love and Relationships.

The only girl I ever talk to is Palmela Handerson.

 

[Ironman_8]

No no she's not a sista...I figure a tennis meeting would be less pressure...One problem though, i don't have an early exit strategy if needed...I suppose i could go for a drink and not come back if I had too...I'm really bad at saying no thanks.

:drink:

Why would you have to say no thanks?? Just enjoy the meeting and the tennis match. If its that bad then just be cordial and end the date and keep it moving.
There was a reason why you got to this point in meeting one another from off of the internet(i.e. your convo's, something in common, admiration for the color red; whatever). If youre not feeling her youre not feeling her, move on.

Just make sure you take great notes and fill us in on the details.

 

[DELSOLII]

If you are young, handsome and in shape, the older woman will do anything to please you.

They will make up for their insecurities by providing a killer bj and will not ask questions afterwards in fear of you not calling them anymore.

I am proud of you. well done.


Sol II

 

[AlwaysKeen]

you will own her once you lick her ass...I know it sounds gross, but you will have her!...

 

[Dante]

fake an injury

:grandmais

or TAKE A CRASH course in tennis

 

[PornoPaul]

LOL she wasn't in S.I. or something...and I would not post her name even if she was....that reminds me she has a funky first name too....another strike, her first name is Aileen...if that doesn't just say 'older lady' I don't know what does.

a bad name , a farter, a bad voice with a funky accent, all reasons why I am single.

you dont really want commitment. It just gives you headache. But, New pu**y will always clear your mind.
She may just be Miss right now. And that should be fine. If something comes of it great.

GL and have fun. she may teach you a thing or two. And dont forget to kiss and tell tomorrow.:toast:

Paul

 

[barman]

JMAN proclaims: I have a good feeling about this one.

SH: hahahahahahahahaha

Good for you, dude.

I've been wondering what happened to your social life...I live vicariously through reading of your exploits.

My wife farted real loud a couple weeks ago during sex and the first thing I thought of was JOURNEYMAN....lmao

 

[HarryCaray]

And if you're not feeling the whole relationship possiblity, just get her to touch your penis and then tell her it's over. That's the gentleman-ly way of doing it, trust me, straight from the SkinsRaj28 School of Love and Relationships.

:lolBIG: ope: uppy:

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

you will own her once you lick her ass...I know it sounds gross, but you will have her!...

:missingte :missingte

 

[dr03]

44 year old chicks are nasty. dont do it

 

[assassin]

or

or maybe

or (ugh)

hopefully this one below

 

[kidslick]

if she gives you a Bj after the match she's a keeper.
if she cum's from money, esp an ex-rich husband, she's a keeper

if she loves anal, or even likes a finger while she is being a back door man

she's a keeper

:smoking:

 

[LEYKIS101]

if she gives you a Bj after the match she's a keeper.
if she cum's from money, esp an ex-rich husband, she's a keeper

if she loves anal, or even likes a finger while she is being a back door man

she's a keeper

:smoking:

Solid advice.

 

[Rawpimple]

1) 44 getting close to the vaginal atrophy range therefore bring a costco supply of lube over.

2) Bring a defibrillator with you to the tennis match

3) I see no problem with it. Go for it. Swat it out. Have fun. Stick fingers in places you never have before. Live it up. Go Wild!

The Pope Approves ope:

 

[Rawpimple]

Anyway you are doing better than me. This was the chick I picked up last night at Bingo Night. I had her doing crazy SkinsRaj type things.

Sorry Raw, that's a bit much for being outside of the Rubber Room.

 

[wolfie_cr]

bingo night eh?

I supose I cant promote the place where I work here eh?

Sometimes I am watching tv and when all these maniacs show up say , dog the bounty hunter, cops or the A&E show airline all I can think of is "you would be at home at the place where I work"

journeyman, my 2 colones, you are just going on a date with her, no offense but consider that she might not care about you after the first date either

second thing, if you two 'connect'.........beware of what you do because the mind is a terrible thing when its left unleashed..........you could end up very easily in a place you never thought you would be

gl and go get her

 

[MrsCheater]

She claims to have no wrinkles...and probably looks younger than me (according to her) too be honest if the body is kickin I will cut her some slack...I just don't know about 44 though...I have talked to her at length and she's pretty cool...we shall see.

I should mention I have not played tennis in 2 years!:nopityA:

only thing i can think of is that age is just a number and shouldnt matter much as 44 i think is not so old. remember u only live once and u never know if u may only live til tomorrow, or next year or 25 more yrs. so if u can find someone who u r attracted to and have things in common, give it a shot. unless u want kids then 44 might be a bit old.

 

[lander]

Demi Moore is in her 40's, no?

Besides J, if you hit if off you're in for an earlier nest egg.

Worked for Anna Nicole

 

[Rawpimple]

Anyway you are doing better than me. This was the chick I picked up last night at Bingo Night. I had her doing crazy SkinsRaj type things.

Sorry Raw, that's a bit much for being outside of the Rubber Room.

:lolBIG: Sorry TT. Saw the pictures above and thought it was now cool.

 

[-Slim-]

If you dont think a 40 something year old can be HOTTTTTTTTTTT, look up this Costa Rican, Maribel Guardia...she will blow you away...