Funny sex act names...

[baseballfan+]

8 Second Rodeo:

Has to be preformed on a girl that doesnt do Anal. While fucking her doggy style wrap your arms around her waist shove it in her ass and see if you can stay in the whole 8 seconds.

 

[oldirtyku]

fuck u record keeper... suck my dick u white trash pos....

 

[THERECORDKEEPER2]

Hey asshole ,
ever have a loved one/relative die from that horrible desease?

"have a sense of humor" , how about having a little sense and not makie light of a crushing problem in our world !

 

[Boxslayer]

You cant snap on people like that.

 

[THERECORDKEEPER2]

Box , do you find his remarks tasteful in the least!
Think about it (and for the record I do not know anyone who is suffering from this horrible desease),do you realize how many lives of the posters on this site AIDS has effected!
Do you think its a joke to them , Do you think , to quote RAJ "I love AIDS" is a funny remark!
I think Not!

 

[Boxslayer]

im not getting in the middle of this. my bad.

 

[Deuceman]

Had a friend in college that actually did that to someone.

A.K.A -- Top Shelfing someone.

 

[Deuceman]

The Spiderman

Going at it from behind, when you are about to finish you fake it and pull out... bust in the palm of your hand.... (or spit on the back and bust in your hand)

When she turns around "spiderman her", thrusting your upturned palm / wrist in her direction. Essentially shooting your spiderman web.


A friend of mine actually did this in college, he even snuck on a Spiderman halloween mask.

 

[kingbill]

Have a sense of humor.

Anyone who doesn't love AIDS clearly doesn't have it. Go get you some dog, joint is off the chains.

Like Sarah Silverman says "If god gives you AIDS...Make LemonAIDS"

 

[Arodd]

Like Sarah Silverman says "If god gives you AIDS...Make LemonAIDS"

hahahhaha

 

[THERECORDKEEPER2]

Thats just great , Im glad everyone in this post thinks AIDS is a laughing matter! A bunch of real class acts!

 

[kingbill]

Thats just great , Im glad everyone in this post thinks AIDS is a laughing matter! A bunch of real class acts!

I've lost a few friends to the disease and sometimes it one of those things that you need to keep a light atmosphere when you talk about it or no one talks about it. If you feel these are personal attacks against you, they are not meant to be and if it is affecting you in a deeply personal way I would suggest you consider counseling so you could discuss your fear of the disease with a trained professional.<o></o>

 

[AngleBroom]

This doesn't have a nickname, but I wanna give people a sex 101 tip I learned a few years back. From missionary style, fold your girls legs Indian Style. It's a straight pipeline to the bottom of that monkey. Feels like your cock AND balls are in there.

 

[JGSB]

I wish Harry Carry were alive to see this.:toast:

 

[JGSB]

8 Second Rodeo:

Has to be preformed on a girl that doesnt do Anal. While fucking her doggy style wrap your arms around her waist shove it in her ass and see if you can stay in the whole 8 seconds.

That's more my style. I did this once and let her go too easily.
I'll ride it the full 8 next time. Actually if you make the 8 you're probably good to go from there on.

 

[919]

Cleveland Steamer
Donkey Punch
Egyptian Teabag
Gaylord Perry
Rusty Trombone
German Knuckle Cake
Dirty Sanchez
Change Machine
Pasadena Mudslide
Roman Helmet
Minivan
Pittsburgh Platter
Moroccan Meatball
Bulgarian Gas Mask
Alabama Hot Pocket
Disappearing Panda
Raspberry Beret
San Juan Capistrano
Dirty Muskie
Snowmobile
Boston Pancake
Big Boy Combo
Swiss Army Knife
Fishhook

From Bob and Tom's song "Cleveland Steamer" by The Mad Armenians