Funny sex act names...

[Arodd]

Wow, just found another great one:

Bra Bronco, the (noun)
While you are having doggie style sex with a girl who still has her bra on, you grab the straps, tell her you have AIDS, and see how long you can hold on.

I definitely plan on doing this one. I love AIDS.

hahahaha thats too good

 

[BeatPete]

"13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before

you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together."

have also heard that one called a strawberry shortcake LOL

 

[MikeOswald]

Nice list we have here. I don't think I'll be able to pull of some of these, but I will make it a personal goal to at least attempt as many as possible. Will get back to you with the results. Don't know how my women is going to like me shitting on her chest.

uppy: :smoker2:

 

[kingbill]

The Ballcuzzi - Resting your balls in a cup of warm soda water. She blows into a straw in the Soda while jerking you off.

 

[dalex40]

I just laughed for 10 minutes straight while I pictured the "Snowmobile" in action :missingte

 

[Boxslayer]

Hairy Monkey

Before banging it out, you shave your pubes and put them in a pile within a reachable distance. You then blow your load all over her face right then grab and throw the pubes so that they stick all over her face, making her look like a hairy monkey.

 

[kid44]

The Bronco,

Not as sick as many stated before but goes like this.

Tie dental floss to her nipples and ride her doggy style while holding and jerking the ropes.


Kid44

 

[mrpotter1]

THE ANGRY PIRATE: While you are getting a blowjob, you pull out of the girls mouth and blow your load in her eye. Then you kick her in the shin. She will be jumping around on 1 leg with her hand over one eye making the pirate sound RRRRRRRR!

 

[Rawpimple]

Hairy Monkey

Before banging it out, you shave your pubes and put them in a pile within a reachable distance. You then blow your load all over her face right then grab and throw the pubes so that they stick all over her face, making her look like a hairy monkey.

where do you come up with this shit :lolBIG:

 

[Boxslayer]

Pacman

Eating a girl out until orgasm.

"I pacman'd her."

Excessive eating of the box.


Ms. Pacman

Girl with a bow on her head munches another box.

"Yeah, dude, I bet Ellen Degeneres is Ms. PacMan in the bedroom."

 

[Boxslayer]

Parking Meter

When you have an absolutely wasted female from alcohol, drugs whatever....then shoving a handful of quarters into her slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.

 

[Boxslayer]

Brown Tornado

Convincing a girl to do a keg stand, while everyone is holding her in the air, you take her to a toilet in which SkinsRaj punished, put her head in and flush.

One minute you're doing a keg stand, the next there's a Brown Tornado.

"Yep, it happens that fast."

 

[Boxslayer]

Upper Decker

Shitting in the upper part of the toilet at someones house that you hate, resulting in an endless cycle of brown shitty water everytime there is a flush.

 

[Rawpimple]

:lolBIG:

I feel bad for your girlfriends box and for any toilet post SkinsRaj.

 

[HarryCaray]

THE ANGRY PIRATE: While you are getting a blowjob, you pull out of the girls mouth and blow your load in her eye. Then you kick her in the shin. She will be jumping around on 1 leg with her hand over one eye making the pirate sound RRRRRRRR!

You didn't read the first post of this thread?

 

[HarryCaray]

The Ballcuzzi - Resting your balls in a cup of warm soda water. She blows into a straw in the Soda while jerking you off.

That sounds fucking awesome.

 

[HarryCaray]

Upper Decker

Shitting in the upper part of the toilet at someones house that you hate, resulting in an endless cycle of brown shitty water everytime there is a flush.

Had a friend in college that actually did that to someone.

 

[FadeMe]

Tony Danza --Fuck her a girl from behind flip her over and bust in her face and then cock slap and yell "Whos the boss"

The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.



more to come.....

 

[THERECORDKEEPER2]

SkinsRaj ,
You are a co,plete As-hole!!
If you think ANY part of AIDS is funny your a real pathetic Jackass!
F-in Jerk!
People are dying all over the world because of AIDS and your f-in joking about it you Dumb F-uck!
"I love Aids" What a fuk-in As-hole you are!

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Have a sense of humor.

Anyone who doesn't love AIDS clearly doesn't have it. Go get you some dog, joint is off the chains.