Finish the phrase "Its not rape if you...."

[greenshoes]

...........if you say squeeel like a pig!!!!!!!!

 

[Devilwoman]

If you are married to her.

 

[JakeT.]

take her out to Olive Garden first.

 

[Devilwoman]

If she is a hooker.

 

[Devilwoman]

It's not rape if you use a screw driver.

Oh wait....yes it is!

 

[MONDOGECKO]

"if u have a small penis"

or

"she has a big vagina"

 

[PBR]

... close the casket when you're finished.

 

[Teddykgb]

when your done with him he asked is it "Timetopay?"

 

[MikeB]

... close the casket when you're finished.

ope: Didn't see that one coming...........You need help.

 

[PBR]

ope: Didn't see that one coming...........You need help.

I try to keep that dark side concealed but it slips out every now and again.

 

[donkeybucks]

You tell her you faked your orgasm.

 

[royboy_3831]

don't make it bark.



what?

 

[Devilwoman]

When your done you say "Just Kidding."

 

[Devilwoman]

If you have your fingers crossed.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

If she crys out your name...

 

[Devilwoman]

If you tell her that she wants it.

 

[NES]

It's not rape if you use a screw driver.

Oh wait....yes it is!

Sad thing is that we both know someone who tried this defense.

 

[Devilwoman]

Sad thing is that we both know someone who tried this defense.

He is still in prison, and "J" is still legally married to him.

 

[NES]

LOL, that is so fucked up. How old was the lady he raped? I bet he wishes this thread had been around back then, might have saved him a few years of getting raped himself.

 

[Devilwoman]

LOL, that is so fucked up. How old was the lady he raped? I bet he wishes this thread had been around back then, might have saved him a few years of getting raped himself.

Like 70 or 80.