Finish the phrase "Its not rape if you...."

[1cheater]

Give her your Independent Health card to repair any damages.

 

[NES]

Clean the bloody seamen off of her stomach.

I had no idea you were British, what do you have against sailors anyways?

 

[1cheater]

Pay for the abortion.

 

[1cheater]

Hand cuff her and keep her hostage in your under-ground caverin. Brain wash her into thinking she's your wife over many, many years she will and you will live "Happily Ever After, The End"

 

[Devilwoman]

Hand cuff her and keep her hostage in your under-ground caverin. Brain wash her into thinking she's your wife over many, many years she will and you will live "Happily Ever After, The End"

Wow... That's a little scarey.

 

[MikeB]

Wow... That's a little scarey.

A little?.......Thats alot scary.

 

[TheBrainiac]

leave no evidence

 

[Devilwoman]

Clean the bloody seamen off of her stomach.

lol

 

[NES]

Kill her family.

 

[NES]

If she is actually a hand made "shit golem" brought to life by a magic tophat.

 

[Devilwoman]

If she is a blowup doll.

 

[Devilwoman]

If its your dog or other pet / farm animal.

 

[MONDOGECKO]

Wow, this thread is still going, haha. :toast:

wtf is a shit golem

 

[Devilwoman]

Wow, this thread is still going, haha. :toast:

wtf is a shit golem

????

 

[PBR]

...beat her in a game of "rock/paper/scissors"

 

[Devilwoman]

It's not rape if you cut your dick off afterward.

 

[Devilwoman]

Apparently this is your shit golem....

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[MONDOGECKO]

...beat her in a game of "rock/paper/scissors"

beat her with a rock, cover her face with paper, and cut her pubic hair off with scissors

 

[MONDOGECKO]

oooo thats a shit gohem, duhhhh

 

[steaktartar]

oooo thats a shit gohem, duhhhh

hno: