Favorite sexual positions or funny names for them......

[2for5]

The Houdini: When your f_cking her from behind ....... then when your ready to unload your luv juices.... you fake it just a lil early ....... spit on her back (to give the illusion you came) and then when she turns around you .. nut right in her face...........the houdini!!!

I THINK YOU HAVE TO HOCK A BIG LOOGIE IN THEIR TO ACTUALLY PULL THAT ONE OFF... NOT SURE IF I CAN COMMIT TO THAT ONE

 

[2for5]

Here's a fantastic example of the dog wash:

http://www.flurl.com/item/AWW_NIGGA_u_221906

Awww nigga? Nuts in the ass, dick in the pusssy.

I DON´T WANT TO MAKE ANY EARLY ANNOUNCEMENTS.... BUT I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!

 

[2for5]

good stuff here!

YOU KNOW IT!

 

[2for5]

i like to refer to my fav as the neteller or no withdrawal

INTERESTING... PLEASE ELABORATE

 

[2for5]

Ballcuzzi - Your Balls sit in some warm Soda Water, The girl Puts a straw in the glass, blows into the straw and gives a hand job

THAT SHOULD BE STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE AT THE MASSAGE PARLORS!

 

[2for5]

New Jersey Meathook:

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

CAREFULL BUDDY.... THAT ONE IS ALSO CALLED THE SAN JOSE SLINGER

 

[2for5]

The Pelican

fingering a girl with all 5 fingers at once. i.e. bunching the tips of your fingers together so it looks like a bird's beak like when you do shadow puppetry on saturday nights. then inserting those fingers into the vagina in and out.

sentence:

real life sentence from my college days...

"Dude, that chicks a slut. I pelican'd her without any problems."

I LIKE HOW YOU PUT IT IN A SENTENCE... LET ME ADD ANOTHER ONE... ¨DUDE, THAT CHICK´S GRAND CANYON ***** IS SO DEEP... I WENT TO PELICAN THE BITCH AND MY WHOLE ARM SLID IN!!"

 

[2for5]

Fish Eye

The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck to trick her into thinking he ejaculated on her, then shoots his load into her eye when she turns her head.

THE HOUDINI.... IS IT TOO OBVIOUS THAT A CHICK WROTE THIS?

 

[2for5]

never heard it called that before, and I missed the previous post about it. Nothing to see here folks, move along.

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE ¨SUCK MY BALLS BITCH¨ PROCEDURE?

 

[2for5]

going to hell...all of u

DOESN´T SOUND LIKE SUCH A BAD SPOT...

 

[JohnnyB]

The Raccoon: While fucking a girl in missionary you punch her in the face and give her 2 black eyes. Then you kick over her garbage can on the way out.

 

[JohnnyB]

DOESN´T SOUND LIKE SUCH A BAD SPOT...

How many of your 55 posts were in this thread you shit-dicked cock jockey?

 

[2for5]

How many of your 55 posts were in this thread you shit-dicked cock jockey?

would that be counting the ones i posted about your mother?