Favorite sexual positions or funny names for them......

[kingbill]

Ballcuzzi - Your Balls sit in some warm Soda Water, The girl Puts a straw in the glass, blows into the straw and gives a hand job

 

[joeyfitzclick]

The painters radio - self explanatory.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

you guys can get your blow up dolls into some great positions...

 

[billhill999]

New Jersey Meathook:

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

 

[Boxslayer]

The Pelican

fingering a girl with all 5 fingers at once. i.e. bunching the tips of your fingers together so it looks like a bird's beak like when you do shadow puppetry on saturday nights. then inserting those fingers into the vagina in and out.

sentence:

real life sentence from my college days...

"Dude, that chicks a slut. I pelican'd her without any problems."

 

[fhmesq44]

Fish Eye

The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck to trick her into thinking he ejaculated on her, then shoots his load into her eye when she turns her head.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Fish Eye

The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck to trick her into thinking he ejaculated on her, then shoots his load into her eye when she turns her head.

Thats the Houdini my son, been doing it for years.

 

[fhmesq44]

Thats the Houdini my son, been doing it for years.

never heard it called that before, and I missed the previous post about it. Nothing to see here folks, move along.

 

[whalewager]

going to hell...all of u

 

[2for5]

does anybody know why this got chucked into the rubber room?

 

[2for5]

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich...

Fuck her on her period, take a shit on her chest, then titty fuck her.

Yes, we come up with some fucked up shit when we're drunk

ISSUES​

 

[2for5]

Cleveland Steamer

SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER... HOW DOES IT WORK?

 

[2for5]

"Dino Style"

It is when you bang a chick in a car doggie style. you are in the back seat while she pushes both front seats forward and places her hands on the head rests. Now, open your sunroof(very important) so she can put her head out of the sunroof for comfort, check for passerbys and so she can breathe.

Dino style... just like the Fred Flintstone's dog when he pops his head through the car when they go to the drive in.

Can I copyright it?!?

YOU HAVE THE COPYRIGHT IN MY BOOK MY FRIEND... USING THE HEAD OUT THE SUNFROOF AS THE KICKER IS JUST INSPIRATIONAL

 

[2for5]

The Strawberry shortcake is when your about to bust a nut you punch the bitch in the nose and then smear the blood with the cum all over her face....LMAO!!!

WHY DON´T YOU CALL YOUR BUDDY OJ.... HE NEEDS YOUR HELP HOMIE!

 

[2for5]

Dog-Washing

Put the slut on her back and spread the legs wide with cunt and asshole facing straight up to the ceiling. Plunge your balls in the dark abyss, and then flip your cock in the pusssy.

JESUS CHRIST!​

 

[2for5]

Swimming Position...... You lay on ur back with your legs spread, the girl lies on top of u with her legs along yours and her feet on yours, than the girl controls the motion of the ocean by dragging herself up and down against u, now gentleman, it can vary the position by closing her legs tight while u remain spread or by getting your self to close yours, or both.

TRY IT OUT GUYS!!! Which girl in here wants to go swimming....???:lolBIG:

THAT´S HOW THE GIRLIES DO IT RICK.... IT´S JUST A TAD BIT GAY FOR A GUY.... BUT WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU

 

[2for5]

I called her Sisters name when she came in the room and joined us, hehe

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE... SO DO YOU GOT A NUMBER?

 

[2for5]

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A LITTLE SICK AND DISTORTED BUT I CAN SEE HOW THE BLIND EYED HOBBLING BITCH RUNNING AND SCREAMING AFTER YOU COULD BE KIND OF FUNNY.... I´D SAVE THIS MOVE FOR A BAD DATE WITH A CHICK THAT WAS A LET DOWN PROBABY BECAUSE OF A LOUSY PERSONALITY OR SOMETHING... IT WOULD WORK.

 

[2for5]

Tony Danza

To clarify, the Tony Danza is when you are balls-deep in a woman from behind and while ramming her mercilessly, you proceed to yell, "Who's the boss?! Who's the boss, bitch?!" Typically, she will yell, "You are!" at which point you turn her around, slap her with your cock and yell, "No. Tony Danza's the boss, bitch"

I´VE BEEN DOING THE TONY DANZA ALL MY LIFE AND NEVER KNEW IT!

 

[fucnluc]

JESUS CHRIST!​

Here's a fantastic example of the dog wash:

http://www.flurl.com/item/AWW_NIGGA_u_221906

Awww nigga? Nuts in the ass, dick in the pusssy.