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I'll kick it off with two of my favorites......

The Dirty Sanchez

and the

Rusty Trombone





feel free to add on any others and if you want to be explicit on the procedure... please... indulge us.
 

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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich...

Fuck her on her period, take a shit on her chest, then titty fuck her.

Yes, we come up with some fucked up shit when we're drunk ;)
 

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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich...

Fuck her on her period, take a shit on her chest, then titty fuck her.

Yes, we come up with some fucked up shit when we're drunk ;)


:pope: LOL!!!
 

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Doggie style and calling her her sister's name....then holding on like riding a mad bull!!! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!
 

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The Chili Dog and the Strawberry Shortcake!!!
 

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"Dino Style"

It is when you bang a chick in a car doggie style. you are in the back seat while she pushes both front seats forward and places her hands on the head rests. Now, open your sunroof(very important) so she can put her head out of the sunroof for comfort, check for passerbys and so she can breathe.

Dino style... just like the Fred Flintstone's dog when he pops his head through the car when they go to the drive in.

Can I copyright it?!?
 

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The Strawberry shortcake is when your about to bust a nut you punch the bitch in the nose and then smear the blood with the cum all over her face....LMAO!!!
 

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Dog-Washing

Put the slut on her back and spread the legs wide with cunt and asshole facing straight up to the ceiling. Plunge your balls in the dark abyss, and then flip your cock in the pusssy.
 

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Swimming Position...... You lay on ur back with your legs spread, the girl lies on top of u with her legs along yours and her feet on yours, than the girl controls the motion of the ocean by dragging herself up and down against u, now gentleman, it can vary the position by closing her legs tight while u remain spread or by getting your self to close yours, or both.

TRY IT OUT GUYS!!!:103631605 Which girl in here wants to go swimming....???:lolBIG:
 

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angry pirate

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=def_word>angrypirate::pope: </TD><TD class=def_thumbs></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD colSpan=2>when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

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Tony Danza

To clarify, the Tony Danza is when you are balls-deep in a woman from behind and while ramming her mercilessly, you proceed to yell, "Who's the boss?! Who's the boss, bitch?!" Typically, she will yell, "You are!" at which point you turn her around, slap her with your cock and yell, "No. Tony Danza's the boss, bitch"
 

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The Houdini

The Houdini: When your f_cking her from behind ....... then when your ready to unload your luv juices.... you fake it just a lil early ....... spit on her back (to give the illusion you came) and then when she turns around you .. nut right in her face...........the houdini!!!:103631605 :103631605 :103631605 :103631605 :103631605
 

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The Houdini: When your f_cking her from behind ....... then when your ready to unload your luv juices.... you fake it just a lil early ....... spit on her back (to give the illusion you came) and then when she turns around you .. nut right in her face...........the houdini!!!:103631605 :103631605 :103631605 :103631605 :103631605

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Isn't that the open face Mayo!
 

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spiderman

nut in your hand and shoot your web into your eyes "spidey style".
 

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