Favorite gambling quote of all time?

[festeringZit]

"So, I'm in a casino playing blackjack, and I see a sign saying 'for gambling problems call 1-800-get-help'"

"I call the number and say, 'I have 55 against a dealer 6, do I split or double down?"

 

[skins85]

"life's too short to bet the under"

 

[ERockMoney]

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.

-Julius “Big Julie” Weintraub

 

[lefty357]

"You might be walking around lucky and not even know it" Quinella

 

[Bruins4Life]

You can't beat the races, but you CAN beat a race.

 

[Dante]

I'm gonna try a reverse jinx and root for the other team so my team will win

 

[NBAcapper08]

let me win this bet and i swear god ill stop gambling for good

 

[unusualsusp11]

"i need this game for my lungs"

 

[BigLouReturns]

"You can't gamble your way into the penthouse but you can gamble your way into the poorhouse."

Big Lou

 

[candy7]

"turn the page and go to the next race"

 

[busterhyman]

"So, I'm in a casino playing blackjack, and I see a sign saying 'for gambling problems call 1-800-get-help'"

"I call the number and say, 'I have 55 against a dealer 6, do I split or double down?"

wondering-what would you do

 

[HamGlaze]

“I don’t throw darts at a board - I bet on sure things.”

 

[Kabbagecough]

I went to Vegas in a $20,000 car and came home in a $200,000 bus.