Favorite gambling quote of all time?

[NewYorkCapo]

"if you don't bet every day, you might be in the middle of a winning streak and not even know it"


Capo

 

[TheRightSide]

"Fuck I should have picked the other team" - TheRightSide

 

[JWvonGoethe]

Telegram: "System working well - send more money"

 

[NothinButNet]

from Two For The Money: " i don't want your money, i want your bookie's money."

my friend says the same thing after every bet, if he loses he says "dammit, why did i bet so much" if he wins he says " dammit, why didn't i bet more"

 

[Whoson1st]

" I don't want YOUR money. I want your BOOKIE's Fuck## MONEY"

Two for the Money

 

[Whoson1st]

from Two For The Money: " i don't want your money, i want your bookie's money."

my friend says the same thing after every bet, if he loses he says "dammit, why did i bet so much" if he wins he says " dammit, why didn't i bet more"

You beat me to it. Great Minds think alike!

 

[NothinButNet]

:toast:

 

[Hitman26]

BB:


An autograph? I want to learn how to make that major money like you. I think you do so well with online gaming that you wipe your arse with 100 dollar bills after you shat. Anybody who can turn 2.5k into 20k, within 3 months, 99 out of 100 times pretty much has a license to print money.


I'm in awe, so I guess I would take an autograph from you on second thought.

 

[kidslick]

how about the characters that say

"I'm playing with house money " I was up 5k than gave back 4800 of it.

I'M still ahead of the game...
lmfao

 

[Sportsrmylife]

Great poker saying that you hear all the time.

"I know that I have the best hand but I am going to fold"

 

[ElIguana]

I've got a "hunch" on this one!

 

[X-Files]

"Identifier plays will bring your bookie to his knees"

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"The only one on their knees is ID trying to settle up with her bookie...
and he's only knocking $20 off her tab for that."

 

[quantumleap]

"I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not"

Fran Lebowitz

"The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math."
-Unknown

 

[bigbet1234]

I wipe with the good shat, not hundo's. You still have the concept all wrong. If you are at the bash, I will give you my autograph, and educate you.

BB

BB:


An autograph? I want to learn how to make that major money like you. I think you do so well with online gaming that you wipe your arse with 100 dollar bills after you shat. Anybody who can turn 2.5k into 20k, within 3 months, 99 out of 100 times pretty much has a license to print money.


I'm in awe, so I guess I would take an autograph from you on second thought.

 

[ElJefe]

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned" - "Fast" Eddie Felson in "The Color of Money"

 

[Insiders]

If you snooze, you lose. If you snore, you lose more.

The more you bet, the less you lose when you win.

 

[HinesWard86]

"Never bet on anything that can talk!"
-Nick the Greek (said after the 1919 World Series scandal)

 

[Brock Landers]

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned" - "Fast" Eddie Felson in "The Color of Money"

I second this one...GREAT line!

 

[5teamparlay]

"By gambling, we lose both our time and treasure: two things most precious to the life of man.”--English essayist Owen Feltham

 

[DeathEatACracker]

Definition of the Lottery: Pick a number between 1 and 53,000,000