Farting at work

[Skoal37]

Anyone remember Mr. Methane who appeared on the Howard Stern show?

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dude this was fuckin hysterical man. The dude can blow ass on demand!!!! bwahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha:cripwalk:

 

[Skoal37]

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[Teddykgb]

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yOU STUPID FVCJ!!!!!!! This shit bwas lem frin the get go........bumb it abgain and pay the piper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HarleyRoadKing]

I got one of those.............. what I do is trap the fart with my hand and transfer immediately to the other persons face, the smell is so thick that its awesome, people can stand it........................


try it out

In my college fraternity days we did that all the time and affectionately called them "BOOF BOMBS..." lol...

 

[Skoal37]

In my college fraternity days we did that all the time and affectionately called them "BOOF BOMBS..." lol...

me to bro. When I was a student at Uconn, in our dorm rooms we would blow ass in our hands, trap it and disperse it amoung others.

Was fucking awesome:cripwalk:

 

[quantumleap]

Well nothing in the last couple nights.

To answer your questions:

-No one is in bed with me.

-What made me get up so early was an ass full of gas. The rumblings in my gut.

-I have been blowing ass a lot in the mornings during the last couple weeks. I have narrowed it down to Beer Nuts Bar Mix.

I ran out earlier in the week and have been kind of constipated so I think I'll pick up some more to clear out my system.

I went to the wine store today and saw these babies so I had to pick up a jug. I had kind of a gut ache this morning so maybe it was my subconscious telling me to take care of my guts by airing them out.

 

[GATA]

use beano

 

[quantumleap]

use beano

Beano prevents farts doesn't it? I WANT to fart.

 

[G$$]

best place to rip some is at bath and body works, you can fart all day in there and no one would ever know

 

[Skoal37]

best place to rip some is at bath and body works, you can fart all day in there and no one would ever know

good one dude! bwhahahhahahahhahha

 

[quantumleap]

I went to the wine store today and saw these babies so I had to pick up a jug. I had kind of a gut ache this morning so maybe it was my subconscious telling me to take care of my guts by airing them out.

Well I couldnt wait to see what happened last night. Sure enough, I woke up about 4 times last night and tooted up a storm. In the morning I had no gut ache.

 

[C-Gold]

I was at work 1-2 weeks ago and I ripped one at the copy machine after eating mexican or chineese or something.

Right after I did the crime one of the ladies walked in... I was like fuck, do I leave, do I stand right where I did it to soak it up, what do I do...

She walked past me and I knew she smelled it...

but I told my buddies at work and they were all laughing and it made me feel better.

 

[quinnsft34]

Right after I did the crime one of the ladies walked in... I was like fuck, do I leave, do I stand right where I did it to soak it up, what do I do...

 

[Enfuego]

My son and I were in a sporting goods store over the weekend and we were down some aisle looking at bats and I looked around and ripped a huge one. I immediately started walking away and he ran after me with a red face and was laughing his ass off.

 

[Skoal37]

My son and I were in a sporting goods store over the weekend and we were down some aisle looking at bats and I looked around and ripped a huge one. I immediately started walking away and he ran after me with a red face and was laughing his ass off.

bwhahaahhahahahha great fucking story man! what did it sound like when you ripped it by the bats? Was it a thumper, or one of those long sqeaky ones? or was it a SBD?

 

[quantumleap]

Well I couldnt wait to see what happened last night. Sure enough, I woke up about 4 times last night and tooted up a storm. In the morning I had no gut ache.

Had a second night of farting in the middle of the night (due to the bar mix). I looked over at the clock and it said 3:30am. I woke up a couple other times during the night to let some go.

Funny thing though, this is the honest truth, I had a nightmare about a green cloud. It was so real I could even see my night stand as I held up my hand to keep the green cloud away. In other words, I was half-asleep and half-awake. When I came fully awake the green cloud was gone.

I'm thinking my farts are represented by the green cloud and it's a cloud of fart gas.

@)

 

[Enfuego]

bwhahaahhahahahha great fucking story man! what did it sound like when you ripped it by the bats? Was it a thumper, or one of those long sqeaky ones? or was it a SBD?

It was a deep one that echoed down the aisle but it stuck like something else. He plugged his nose but was laughing to hard to keep it plugged.