Farting at work

[Skoal37]

I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I woke up right around 3am. My guts were churning. I thought for sure I would have to drop a healthy log but that never happens to me at that time of the morning.

So I decided to let her rip and belted out a huge fart that must have changed notes 3 times. I wanted to make sure I didn't have to drop one so I sat on the toilet and tooted out another empty gift.

When I woke up I felt so refreshed. I hadn't slept like that in weeks. Maybe my farts were keeping me from resting well and letting one out in the middle of the night gave me relief.

I'll let you know what happens tonight.

hey I have a few questions that need to be clarified. first one, is anyone with you in the bed when your blowing this major ass at 3:00am or are you by yourself? second, what made you get up that early in the first place? and last, has this type of major blowing ass happen to you before either this late at night or during the day at some point? oh, and also, what did you have to eat prior to going to bed?

Let us know guy. :cripwalk:

 

[Skoal37]

well any news?

 

[quantumleap]

hey I have a few questions that need to be clarified. first one, is anyone with you in the bed when your blowing this major ass at 3:00am or are you by yourself? second, what made you get up that early in the first place? and last, has this type of major blowing ass happen to you before either this late at night or during the day at some point? oh, and also, what did you have to eat prior to going to bed?

Let us know guy. :cripwalk:

Well nothing in the last couple nights.

To answer your questions:

-No one is in bed with me.

-What made me get up so early was an ass full of gas. The rumblings in my gut.

-I have been blowing ass a lot in the mornings during the last couple weeks. I have narrowed it down to Beer Nuts Bar Mix.

I ran out earlier in the week and have been kind of constipated so I think I'll pick up some more to clear out my system.

 

[ChristianTroy]

In my house we call it "El Horno Aleman"

I got one of those.............. what I do is trap the fart with my hand and transfer immediately to the other persons face, the smell is so thick that its awesome, people can stand it........................


try it out

 

[take2amphittoright]

SBD, he who smealt it, dealt it.

 

[Freddygot1]

who here loves the smell of there own, but hates the smell of anybody elses.....?

 

[quantumleap]

who here loves the smell of there own, but hates the smell of anybody elses.....?

I can't smell my own. I had a bad cold back in 2002 and ever since then I can't smell my own farts or my own shit. I can smell other people's though.

 

[Skoal37]

I can definitly smell my own farts man. I honeslty can say I enjoy when I fart and others squint and I'm enjoying. Its the best man. I'm telling ya, if you have the opportunity to blow ass in the middle of a bar, you'll be in for a good laugh the rest of the night!

 

[kidman232]

best thing to do is rip ass on an escalator while its going down, u turn around and just know people farther up are gliding right into a mine field.

 

[Skoal37]

best thing to do is rip ass on an escalator while its going down, u turn around and just know people farther up are gliding right into a mine field.

bwhahahhhahahhaha good one!

 

[quantumleap]

best thing to do is rip ass on an escalator while its going down, u turn around and just know people farther up are gliding right into a mine field.

That reminds me of when I went to the fair with a friend of mine. We were on the twister which went around and around. I blew ass knowing that every smelling person on that ride would partake in my gaseous bouquet. I told my friend that I let one and when we came around to the exact same place he sniffed his nose and said he could smell it!

 

[Skoal37]

That reminds me of when I went to the fair with a friend of mine. We were on the twister which went around and around. I blew ass knowing that every smelling person on that ride would partake in my gaseous bouquet. I told my friend that I let one and when we came around to the exact same place he sniffed his nose and said he could smell it!

classic dude, love it!!!!!!

 

[Skoal37]

Bump.

Any new fart stories lately? I'm a school teacher in a elementary school and some kid in 1st grade shit his pants the other day.

 

[eoghater]

Skoal you need to convert your fart/shit fetish into a porno one.

 

[quinnsft34]

I work at a grocery store and everytime today I thought I was in the clear to let one rip I did. . . only problem is 5 more people always came up so they had to smell my ass. Jack, you know what that smells like!

 

[Hookandcrook+]

Bump.

Any new fart stories lately? I'm a school teacher in a elementary school and some kid in 1st grade shit his pants the other day.

Teacher, right ok lets go with that.

 

[take2amphittoright]

He who denied it supplied it.

 

[Jack Herer]

Grown men talking about farts.

What a bunch of losers.

 

[Skoal37]

Grown men talking about farts.

What a bunch of losers.

do you fart in your parents house?

 

[quantumleap]

Anyone remember Mr. Methane who appeared on the Howard Stern show?

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