ESPN Color Analyst Doris Burke

[festeringZit]

i'm one of the few who actually like her
its easy for everyone to get on her case cause shes a pretty woman
shes actaully very informative ...knows the game ..n has a great feel for the game..
imet her at a korean restaurant not too long ago and she was very pleasant..we chatted a bit ..n although she has to be objective ..she really thinks dallas will win it all this year...i was almost temted to ask her out...shes very attractive up close and in real life..i was genuinely amazed..classy and in my humble opinion..i can see why they hired her

I don't find her attractive at all, they did a close-up of her the other day and on my HD 54" Panasonic, you could see the deep pits in her face like she's got really
bad acne scarring. I'm serious, it was not pretty.

 

[eoghater]

yea, on hd, you can see the makeup caked up around her mouth. I thought it was just for wrinkle disguise.

 

[soonerdawg1]

i'd hit it

 

[moolinyan]

i'd hit it

absolutely
who r these guys ,bradd pitt?
she is sexy in her own way and very knowledgeable even with the unbalanced skin

 

[festeringZit]

i'd hit it

With a baseball bat?

 

[CujoLatte]

i'd hit it

Sooner you would hit the crack of dawn if it stood still! And I would be ready to takeover after you lol

 

[festeringZit]

She's doing color for the Celtics/76ers game.



ucking:


ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[douglas]

She could annoy a dead cat ...........I just mute it and put " Quadrophenia " on the turntable ......
Me and Mr Gin could care less ......

 

[VOLTITAN]

 

[festeringZit]

Christmas Day, Celtics are on ESPN.... and I have to listen to Doris. Gaaaag.

 

[DogDaze]

Can't listen to the games when she's doing them, period.

 

[gmenknicks]

agree...boston game on mute...cant stand this chick

 

[GoForBroke]

Doris Burke is beautiful.

 

[The Great One returns]

Before i say something that will get The Great One banned, I will just ask you to think to yourself "why she has that job and who is responsible for it"...And further, what should we do about it? It will eventually lead to the next world war, but I will be dead by then because it will happen when things get very very bad.

Merry xmas to the real people out there.

 

[festeringZit]

Doris Burke is beautiful.

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[h=2]Sunday, June 6, 2010[/h] [h=3]Doris Burke Is Disgusting[/h]
Doris Burke is disgusting. She may quite possibly be the ugliest female commentator on the face of the planet ever (except for maybe Cherly Miller, but she has some man parts, too). Seriously, does no one realize that she looks like a man? What NBA player would ever want to have her terrificly terrible mug in his face while getting interviewed?

What the fuck is ESPN thinking letting her be the primary sideline reporter for the NBA playoffs? She makes Dick Vitale look like Eva Longoria.


Look, she honestly is really offensive looking. She is souring my NBA finals experience. Where the fuck is Erin Andrews? What the fuck ABC. Everyone wants to look at Erin Andrews, no one wants to look at Doris Burke.


I would rather see 100 close ups a game of Adam Morrison than one cut to Doris Burke doing something annyoing. She must give the best blow jobs ever.

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[JackStraw77]

Doris Burke is like listening to paint dry.

 

[festeringZit]

Doris Burke is like listening to paint dry.

Listening to paint dry is peaceful, listening to Doris is like getting hit on the head with a hammer repeatedly.

 

[festeringZit]

Another reason to hate ESPN, I have to listen to Dorris.ucking:ucking:ucking:ucking:

 

[Greenbacks]

That lady never shuts the fuck up......Annoying as hell.

 

[halekulani]

i'd take doris over the boston celtics' commentators who are by far the worst.