Dell Dude recalled after long stint in minors......

[DellDude]

First step in process... $100 Bowmans deposit.

Step #2 is a $50 Sexy Suicide Sixer.

Step #3 is a $50 suicide BJ session.

If possible, depending on #3, a $100 NETeller withdrawal.

Then step #4 is to sit back and watch the scores roll in.

Theme song is "When the Dealin's Done", by Kenny Rodgers.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

Good luck Dell, I feel one coming in for you today.

 

[DellDude]

I'm in deep shit now fellas. I made the $50 parlay. I'll cut and paste later. But I lost the $50 suicide hand. Then I tried to win it back on a $50 Sands hand made possible by a $50 Insta Cash NETeller EFT.

I thought I had it when I got a twenty, but the son-of-a-bitch got me for blackjack. SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!

I have no choice now but to keep going. I'm prying right now Sands can still credit back my debit card and that I have at least a $250 balance that needs to be refunded. If not, even if I win, I'll get the money too late.

Butch is probably having orgasms reading this. This thread could become evidence against me if I don't start making things happen now.

 

[DellDude]

 

[DellDude]

I won the battle, but I may not win the war and there is not a thing I can do to affect the outcome of the war other than what I have already done.

So I made the $100 Bowmans overdraft suicide deposit, which actually cost me $102.50. Then $50 on this:


6 Team Parlay risking 50 to win 2,241

Und 8½ (+100) METS/BRAVES
Und 7 (+100) CARDINALS/DODGERS
RED SOX (-150)
Ovr 10½ (-125) BLUE JAYS/RED SOX
GIANTS -1.5 (-110)
WHITE SOX -1.5 (+100)


Then I lost a $50 suicide hand at Bowmans with my remaining balance. I had a 13, the dealer a ten showing. I hit to a 17 and held. The dealer got a twenty. Because "he" didn't get his second card until after I finished, I would have won had I just held the first time.

After that, I went with a suicide $50 Insta Cash EFT deposit to Sands. I had a twenty. Thought I had at least a tie, but when you have that delay as the dealer looks under "his" hole card, either my phone line is messing up or he's got an Ace under there. It was the latter.

I decided to try one more time, knowing full well the next one is genocide.

It was a $100 ICNTEFT to Sands again.

I won on points. I had a 19, the dealer a 17. Immediately withdrew $101 back to my current debit card. Went double or nothing again and won on points again.

This is where I took a deep breath to have Sands call me. I knew I was getting near the limit that I could refund my active card. Sure enough, the guy said I could only do $122 more, then it will start going back to the old card.

I would need at least $153 more by Monday to cover everything. If there is ANY complications, Monday ain't gonna happen and either everything goes overdraft or something bounces.

I still went ahead and did a $154 debit card refund. Then I lost $1 playing video poker, and then won one last all-or-noithing hand with a blackjack. My final act was to take out $54 via debit card refund.

I now have plenty in refunds to cover everything, but only if they post in time. If they don't, it won't do me any good.

What I need to be able to sleep well tonight, tomorrow night and Monday night is to hit this frickin parlay, get a NETeller withdrawal then find someone who has a PayPal account whom I trust who will faciliate a suicide money laundering scheme where I send them $280 via NETeller and they send me back $270 PayPal.

Then and only then can I relax.

So that is where we are at. If you gave me this option this morning, that I would be in this position right now, I'd take it. I wish it was just a little more secure, but it's still a net postive situation.

Now let's just wait for the scores to roll in...

 

[DellDude]

Please start raining in Atlanta!

 

[DellDude]

The only question now is have I done enough to continue my new overdraftless streak and avoid the dreaded bounced EFT?

I *think* I'm about $30 short.

 

[DellDude]

Now for the "fun" part. Let's see how close I come. Looks like the Giants (-1.5) and UNDER 7 Dodgers are winners. That's 2-1. Don't be surprised for a 5-1 night.

I got my suicide handicapping groove going. I've just been very unlucky. I feel I am capable of a six teamer every night, but even though I have fifty plus more coming in than going out, I can't make another bet because I don't know WHEN everything posts.

 

[DellDude]

Now it's 3-1 with only the Bosox and OVER left to be decided. I may have to make another deposit tomorrow. I think a have a ten teamer in me.

 

[DellDude]

If the Bosox and OVER hits (doubtful), I'm going with a $100 ten team to Kingdom Come suicide parlay tomorrow.

If not, thread over...

 

[DellDude]

Thread over.

Just a matter of time, though. I've gone 10-3 my last thirteen games - 7-3 on the ones I actually bet on. I just have to keep it at close to 80% and I'll be rewarded eventually.

 

[DellDude]

This is ridiculous. I have earned another attempt at a super duper parlay. 10-3 the last three days!

I know I can hit it. I have $3 and change in PayPal. I can send that to someone here and you can bet a $3 ten team parlay for me.

Only someone I trust. I'm telling you guys, I think I have a ten teamer in me today.

 

[DellDude]

Looks like I caught a break. The two NETeller EFT's of $100 and $50 aren't showing so they will not post today.

I only have a $102.5 Bowmans debit and a $70 PPATM ACH. I'm guessing the Bowmans one posts tomorrow because all the other recent ones have taken two business days.

If that's the case, my $70.34 balance will cover the $70 ACH regardless of the Sands refunds and my new overdraftless streak continues.

If the $102.5 posts and I at least get my Sands refunds to my new card, the overdraft streak continues.

If the $102.5 posts but none of my Sands refunds post (less than 1% chance of that happening), nothing will bounce but that'll be $56 in overdraft charges and guarantee either $56 more tomorrow or something bounces as well.

In other words, just a normal Monday for me.

 

[WVU]

Just bumping for the Dell Dude fans. Did he get banned?

 

[vegasguy39]

Just bumping for the Dell Dude fans. Did he get banned?

:lolBIG: I liked double "D". I never realized that he was banned.

 

[asufan550]

Bring this ridiculous ****** back