Dell Dude recalled after long stint in minors......

[DellDude]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! NOMO GOES DEEP!!!!!!! YES!!!!!! 2-0!!!!!!!!!

 

[DellDude]

3-1 now. Should be 3-0. With a team like the Dodgers, I can't afford allowing any cheap runs. I'll be lucky if they get to 5. I need some Cardinal goose eggs.

 

[DellDude]

No way. You can't be SERIOUS! Tigers 2-0 top of one. These assholes should be sleeping in their hotel rooms right now. No way they play this game this late.

 

[Journeyman]

NOMO.............AGAIN !

 

[bartybet]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
He was delusional Jack lol...thats all, I have been in constant negotiation with Dell`s grandmother to get this kid back here...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



why would you something as stupid as that? let him stay at m.w. and keep posting his ridiculous threads there....

 

[DellDude]

After last night's (or this morning's

) fiasco, I am seriously considering making a naked suicide parlay tonight. I care not that the overdraft charges would be higher than the deposit win or lose. The only thing I know is that I want justice and I ain't gonna get it playing online bowling and surfing free porn sites.

Do it again Tigers! I dare you to do it again!

 

[DellDude]

If I do it it's going to be the Braves, the OVER and the White Sox (-1.5). I just don't know. After the overdraft charges, the risk is not worth the reward.

I do think it's a winner, though.

The question I have to ask myself is would I feel worse if it hit and I didn't play it or it didn't hit and I played it?

 

[2times]

I hope you are right I spanked it for a nickel to win 2065.

 

[DellDude]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 2times:
I hope you are right I spanked it for a nickel to win 2065.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I do think it's a winner. Braves and OVER I think will hit easy and the Tigers cannot keep beating the White Sox.

Right now, though, I'm leaning against betting it. If I still had my PP debit card, yes. But I'll be hit with an $84 overdraft fee on top of all the juice for the three bets.

Can't do it.

 

[DellDude]

Nope. Not gonna do it. Now we'll see if it hits...

 

[DellDude]

I should become a tout. 4-0 Braves after one. If I played four team parlays every single night, I'd hit them at a 15-20 percent clip, perhaps even as high as 25%.

Unless the Tigers win again, this one's coming in. Not gonna do me any good, but it's cashing.

 

[DellDude]

Braves 7-0, top six
White Sox 4-0, bottom four

Anybody want a winning five teamer for tomorrow?

 

[DellDude]

GO Tigers GO Tigers GO Tigers GO!!! 5-4 top of seven.

Now all of a sudden I'm feeling good about sitting this suicider out.

Sorry 2times, but better you than me.

 

[DellDude]

LOL!

Now it's 7-5, top of nine. Whatever. I'll survive either way. I only would have cleared a hundred something anyway.

 

[DellDude]

This is it. Two outs, runner on second...

 

[DellDude]

Twas ever thus. thread over. Congrats 2times.

Enjoy your 2dimes on me.

I'm one of the best handicappers here. I am the best when I'm hot. But I cannot win money hot or cold. I'm calling it a night and going to sleep.

 

[2times]

Nice call

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

Nice call Dell.

 

[DellDude]

You try to do the right thing and you get pissed on. No more Mr. Nice Guy. It's time to start doing what I do best: overdraft suicide parlays.

The only question is:

Will it be two?

Will it be three?

Will it be four?

Will it be five?

 

[DellDude]

Make it six!

W. Sox -1.5
R. Sox and OVER
UNDER Dodgers
SF -1.5
UNDER Braves

The only question is which method and where...