She won by 6 games. The ability to count has left me as I become senile.
Anyways, quite surprised by the talk that Djokovic will annihilate the Stanimal. How do I rate his chances? Very good. Am I insane? Not yet.
One must understand that the Stanimal is absolutely blasting the ball. Yes, Djok has been hitting almost every shot so deep that players are almost diving for the ball to get it back in play, but the Stanimal has been literally fucking blasting the ball off both wings. You can't even get to the ball. When he gets in the zone he can beat Djokovic. And I think Stan has finally come to the belief that all is possible. When he beat Djok in AO 2014 and won the title he still did not believe as it became evident as the year unfolded. He would have moments of brilliance where the Stanimal would appear, but that was it. However, in his victory over Fed he was a beast. It was the first time that Fed had not broken his opponent in a slam in over 10 years.
They've played five times in slams.
Stanimal is 4-0 ATS vs. Djok in those matches (and a retirement)
Djok is 2-6 ATS in his last 8 slam finals. He is 3-5 SU. Two of those wins and covers were against Murray, who, as is his custom capitulated like a bitch. (And you saw that today as Murray lost 6-1 in the final. That helped Djok get the cover on the -6.5 spread by a half game)
I could go on forever about this match, but I've got to take a shit. One caveat here is that the Stanimal can go MIA at any time. And if the Stanimal doesn't show up, then Djok will thrash him. However, I'm confident that will not happen. Djok, in a similar fashion to Serena, will somehow instantly contract Aids and Herpes right before big French Open matches... and it will appear as if he is going to die. Until his next 600kph forehead that paints both lines in the corner.
Have a few angles here, but again, I've got to take this shit. And they've been enormous lately.
Anyways, quite surprised by the talk that Djokovic will annihilate the Stanimal. How do I rate his chances? Very good. Am I insane? Not yet.
One must understand that the Stanimal is absolutely blasting the ball. Yes, Djok has been hitting almost every shot so deep that players are almost diving for the ball to get it back in play, but the Stanimal has been literally fucking blasting the ball off both wings. You can't even get to the ball. When he gets in the zone he can beat Djokovic. And I think Stan has finally come to the belief that all is possible. When he beat Djok in AO 2014 and won the title he still did not believe as it became evident as the year unfolded. He would have moments of brilliance where the Stanimal would appear, but that was it. However, in his victory over Fed he was a beast. It was the first time that Fed had not broken his opponent in a slam in over 10 years.
They've played five times in slams.
Stanimal is 4-0 ATS vs. Djok in those matches (and a retirement)
Djok is 2-6 ATS in his last 8 slam finals. He is 3-5 SU. Two of those wins and covers were against Murray, who, as is his custom capitulated like a bitch. (And you saw that today as Murray lost 6-1 in the final. That helped Djok get the cover on the -6.5 spread by a half game)
I could go on forever about this match, but I've got to take a shit. One caveat here is that the Stanimal can go MIA at any time. And if the Stanimal doesn't show up, then Djok will thrash him. However, I'm confident that will not happen. Djok, in a similar fashion to Serena, will somehow instantly contract Aids and Herpes right before big French Open matches... and it will appear as if he is going to die. Until his next 600kph forehead that paints both lines in the corner.
Have a few angles here, but again, I've got to take this shit. And they've been enormous lately.
One last thing before I drop this deuce.
THE BELOW ITEMS ARE SUGGESTIONS... NOT OFFICIAL. If you need some action, have some fun with the below.
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Some reasoning behind these "suggestions". I have a friend who is a "HorseAnusOlogist" (a veterinarian of horse anuses) and he is at the Belmont right now. Anyways, he studies horses anus but is not well known in the racing community. So as a vet he was allowed to take a tour and see all the horses. He photographed all their horse anus and ran a computer program that shows that American Pharoah's horse is anus is about 75% larger than all the other horses. In layman's terms, the AP horse can more efficiently release carbon monoxide from his blow hole than all the other horses. And AP is really smart. If he sees another horse coming up on his, his tail goes up and some skunk action gets sprayed right in the other horses's big ass nostrils.
So we have:
1. 75% larger horse anus
2. Superior carbon monoxide release out the horse anus
2. Farting skunk action out the horse's ass into the other horse's nostril
That's why I would suggest the above. Now to drop the deuce.
And remember:
THE ABOVE ITEMS ARE SUGGESTIONS... NOT OFFICIAL.
THE BELOW ITEMS ARE SUGGESTIONS... NOT OFFICIAL. If you need some action, have some fun with the below.
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| Sat 6/6 | 309 Amer.Pharoah wins by 1 length or more | <input id="editx" name="M1_35" size="4"> +110 | |||||
| 6:50PM | 310 Any other result | <input id="editx" name="M2_35" size="4"> -150 |
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| Sat 6/6 | 3807 Mubtaahij | <input id="editx" name="M1_64" size="4"> +320 | |||||
| 6:50PM | 3808 American Pharoah | <input id="editx" name="M2_64" size="4"> -460 |
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Some reasoning behind these "suggestions". I have a friend who is a "HorseAnusOlogist" (a veterinarian of horse anuses) and he is at the Belmont right now. Anyways, he studies horses anus but is not well known in the racing community. So as a vet he was allowed to take a tour and see all the horses. He photographed all their horse anus and ran a computer program that shows that American Pharoah's horse is anus is about 75% larger than all the other horses. In layman's terms, the AP horse can more efficiently release carbon monoxide from his blow hole than all the other horses. And AP is really smart. If he sees another horse coming up on his, his tail goes up and some skunk action gets sprayed right in the other horses's big ass nostrils.
So we have:
1. 75% larger horse anus
2. Superior carbon monoxide release out the horse anus
2. Farting skunk action out the horse's ass into the other horse's nostril
That's why I would suggest the above. Now to drop the deuce.
And remember:
THE ABOVE ITEMS ARE SUGGESTIONS... NOT OFFICIAL.
Best bet on the Djok match would have to be played out live. Quick walk down memory lane, though.
11 years ago to this day: Coria a -350 fave over Gaudio. Leading 6-0, 5-1 .... and he lost the match.
About 6 years ago: Soderling beats Nadal in R16. Nadal was a -3333 (1.03) fave. Soderling had just lost
6-1, 6-0 to Rafa in Rome
Really do fancy Stan's chances here. Stan 3-1 is +1243. And Stan -1.5 Sets is +835. If you like Stan to win, I'd say take the +835.
Anyways, have to wait on it. However, there is good news. Pick #7 will be an open parlay. Going to work a combination. One of the components will be Minnesota Twins +2.5 (likely around -400) on Sunday and the other parts I will add later. The second piece will have to be -180 or better, unless a third part is added.
11 years ago to this day: Coria a -350 fave over Gaudio. Leading 6-0, 5-1 .... and he lost the match.
About 6 years ago: Soderling beats Nadal in R16. Nadal was a -3333 (1.03) fave. Soderling had just lost
6-1, 6-0 to Rafa in Rome
Really do fancy Stan's chances here. Stan 3-1 is +1243. And Stan -1.5 Sets is +835. If you like Stan to win, I'd say take the +835.
Anyways, have to wait on it. However, there is good news. Pick #7 will be an open parlay. Going to work a combination. One of the components will be Minnesota Twins +2.5 (likely around -400) on Sunday and the other parts I will add later. The second piece will have to be -180 or better, unless a third part is added.
"2009 French Open
Rafael Nadal record winning streak, and loss to Robin Söderling[edit]
Entering the tournament, four-time champion Rafael Nadal was unbeaten in French Open singles matches, having won every match and tournament since his debut in 2005. His victory against Russian Teymuraz Gabashvili in the second round on May 27 was his 30th consecutive win, breaking the record for the longest French Open winning streak by a man or woman, held by Chris Evert, who won 29 consecutive matches. Nadal extended the record to 31 consecutive matches by beating Lleyton Hewitt on May 29.
In his fourth round match on May 31, Nadal was defeated by World No. 23 Robin Söderling in four sets, 2–6, 7–6, 4–6, 6–7.[SUP][1][/SUP][SUP][2][/SUP] The upset result ended Nadal's French Open winning streak at 31 matches. Söderling had never previously reached the fourth round of any Grand Slam tournament, and had never previously beaten Nadal in three attempts, although he had taken him to five sets at Wimbledon in 2007. Söderling proceeded to reach the final, defeating Nikolay Davydenko in straight sets and Fernando González in five sets before losing to Roger Federer in his first Grand Slam final appearance.
Of the upset result, former three-time French Open champion Mats Wilander stated that "Everybody's in a state of shock, I would think. At some point, Nadal was going to lose. But nobody expected it to happen today, and maybe not this year. Now it's a matter of: There's a tournament to be won."[SUP][3][/SUP] Nadal would begin another streak the next year, and did not lose another match at the tournament until the 2015 French Open, when he lost to Novak Djokovic."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_F...ng_streak.2C_and_loss_to_Robin_S.C3.B6derling
Can't remember that math video about the mathematical ratios of the human heart. And it's a shame because that's what this play is all about.
We'll settle for this:
Pick #7: (In order of play)
TEN: DJOKOVIC +2.5 Sets > WAWRINKA, (-4300)
MLB: SD/CIN ^5.5, (-264)
MLB: MIN +2.5 > MIL, (-263)
[-106 ODDS] --- 1.06 to win 1.00
Quick summary:
Had to throw Djok in there so could generate > 0.99. I truly believe Stan can win, but 3-1 is the best I can envision him doing. Fed didn't break Stan, but the theme in this match will be that Djok will be able to finish off conversions where Fed simply couldn't.
Is San Diego the hottest over team in the league right now? Probably. Last ten games 9-0-1 for the OVER. I could see low runs in this game, but if that happens it will likely be 5 or 6 total. I will take this risk. And, really, this is what this whole play is about. Will the Padres' game generate 6 or more runs? My answer to that question is 'YES'!
Are the Brewers good enough to sweep the Twins on the road? They haven't done it in almost 2 decades. When was the last time they swept the Twins on the road and covered the -1.5 RL in each game? Probably never. I am going one better. Brew Crew, do it by 3 or more runs on Sunday and my hat's off to you.
And why not complete the video selection for the day by combining Fibonacci with the gentle snoring and anus-blaring farts of these beautiful horses:
(see below message. only 1 video per post)
We'll settle for this:
Pick #7: (In order of play)
TEN: DJOKOVIC +2.5 Sets > WAWRINKA, (-4300)
MLB: SD/CIN ^5.5, (-264)
MLB: MIN +2.5 > MIL, (-263)
[-106 ODDS] --- 1.06 to win 1.00
Quick summary:
Had to throw Djok in there so could generate > 0.99. I truly believe Stan can win, but 3-1 is the best I can envision him doing. Fed didn't break Stan, but the theme in this match will be that Djok will be able to finish off conversions where Fed simply couldn't.
Is San Diego the hottest over team in the league right now? Probably. Last ten games 9-0-1 for the OVER. I could see low runs in this game, but if that happens it will likely be 5 or 6 total. I will take this risk. And, really, this is what this whole play is about. Will the Padres' game generate 6 or more runs? My answer to that question is 'YES'!
Are the Brewers good enough to sweep the Twins on the road? They haven't done it in almost 2 decades. When was the last time they swept the Twins on the road and covered the -1.5 RL in each game? Probably never. I am going one better. Brew Crew, do it by 3 or more runs on Sunday and my hat's off to you.
And why not complete the video selection for the day by combining Fibonacci with the gentle snoring and anus-blaring farts of these beautiful horses:
(see below message. only 1 video per post)
