Bengals flat fucking suck.

[SheriffJoe]

Show one example of JoeyB throwing his entire team under the bus

If anything, he has openly supported the defense despite how historically bad it’s been

This is a 2-15 football team with an average QB

Dude, you're a 4-8 football team with 55m QB. You see how little sense this makes? Jake Browning + draft new QB means you could spend that 55m elsewhere since your superstar MVP apparently is not good enough to carry your team. I know you still don't get this but Joe Burrow on the NYGs is Daniel Jones. Jets, Cowboys, Dolphins, Browns, Giants...list goes on and on. Burrow wouldn't make a difference. Not without Chase (best player in the NFL) and I have stats to prove it.

"I have to play perfect every week for us to win" is absolutely throwing his team under the bus. He's saying he has no room for error because the rest of his team sucks. That's what he's saying. Nobody wants to go to war for a cocky bum like that.

Oh well, it's official this week. Bengals facing mathematical elimination against another clown franchise, the Dallas Cowboys. Now that the pressure's off, the Bengal divas SHOULD blow them out, right? RIGHT???

 

[Greenbacks]

Dude, you're a 4-8 football team with 55m QB. You see how little sense this makes? Jake Browning + draft new QB means you could spend that 55m elsewhere since your superstar MVP apparently is not good enough to carry your team. I know you still don't get this but Joe Burrow on the NYGs is Daniel Jones. Jets, Cowboys, Dolphins, Browns, Giants...list goes on and on. Burrow wouldn't make a difference. Not without Chase (best player in the NFL) and I have stats to prove it.

"I have to play perfect every week for us to win" is absolutely throwing his team under the bus. He's saying he has no room for error because the rest of his team sucks. That's what he's saying. Nobody wants to go to war for a cocky bum like that.

Oh well, it's official this week. Bengals facing mathematical elimination against another clown franchise, the Dallas Cowboys. Now that the pressure's off, the Bengal divas SHOULD blow them out, right? RIGHT???

Another day, another schooling.
And the debate matches on.
LMAO

 

[Avocado33]

Dude, you're a 4-8 football team with 55m QB. You see how little sense this makes? Jake Browning + draft new QB means you could spend that 55m elsewhere since your superstar MVP apparently is not good enough to carry your team. I know you still don't get this but Joe Burrow on the NYGs is Daniel Jones. Jets, Cowboys, Dolphins, Browns, Giants...list goes on and on. Burrow wouldn't make a difference. Not without Chase (best player in the NFL) and I have stats to prove it.

"I have to play perfect every week for us to win" is absolutely throwing his team under the bus. He's saying he has no room for error because the rest of his team sucks. That's what he's saying. Nobody wants to go to war for a cocky bum like that.

Oh well, it's official this week. Bengals facing mathematical elimination against another clown franchise, the Dallas Cowboys. Now that the pressure's off, the Bengal divas SHOULD blow them out, right? RIGHT???

He’s also said the defense has won them games

Joey B is a tremendous leader and has built a much stronger player culture than guys like Palmer and Dalton did

There’s a reason all the players called the Chiefs stadium “Burrowhead.” Burrow had nothing to do with that

Bengals have a great QB. They may just blow up the defense in the offseason which would actually make it possible to have Burrow/Chase/Tee long term

 

[SheriffJoe]

"The Bengals are a 2-15 football team without Burrow!!!"

So are the Giants.

What's the difference between 2-15 and 6-11 (or whatever)? A: Better draft position.

You need to stop and think about the meaning behind what you're actually saying.
Bengals were far better off under Palmer and Dalton. Andy Dalton, 5 consecutive playoff appearances, something Burrow can't do.

With Burrow, it's all Chase, all the time... or BUST. Apparently nobody else on the Bengals has the ability to catch Burrow's supernatural passes. Only Chase. He's just that good.. too good for anyone.

Joe Burrow against the AFC North:

Steelers: 3-3
Ravens: 2-7
Browns: 2-5

If JoeyB somehow loses against the Cowboys, it will forever cement him as a 275m .500 QB because we all know the Cowboys beat absolutely nobody above .500.

 

[Avocado33]

You need to stop and think about the meaning behind what you're actually saying.
Bengals were far better off under Palmer and Dalton. Andy Dalton, 5 consecutive playoff appearances, something Burrow can't do.

Yeah, you need to stop discussing sports lol

 

[SheriffJoe]

Yeah, you need to stop discussing sports lol

Your boy can't survive in this league without Chase (best position player in the NFL).

As you can see, without Chase and Higgins to a lesser a degree, Joe Burrow is hot garbage. HOT!

 

[Avocado33]

Your boy can't survive in this league without Chase (best position player in the NFL).

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As you can see, without Chase and Higgins to a lesser a degree, Joe Burrow is hot garbage. HOT!

Yet he thrived without Chase in 2022

Started their 10 game winning streak without him

 

[slapshot]

And they are taking Chase away and Joey still finds him somehow amazing

 

[SheriffJoe]

.500 lifetime QB, whether his fanboys admit it or not.

2024: 4-8
Career: 33-30-1

Even worse in his own division.

And downright scary BAD without Ja'Marr Chase.

Can Joey beat the equally overhyped crappy Cowboys this week and avoid mathematical elimination from the playoffs?

Or will Burrow Burrow? At some point the NFL's 275m Superstar MVP has to win a game, does he not?

Let's find out!

 

[Avocado33]

And they are taking Chase away and Joey still finds him somehow amazing

Burrow can thread the needle

Most accurate thrower in the league and not really close

Could you imagine Burrow going 9 for 30 in a game? In a “bounce back” game no less. Unforgivable

What the fuck are we even talking about here lol

 

[SheriffJoe]

What the fuck are we even talking about here lol

We're talking about a QB who is only accurate throwing to one receiver, 4-8 this season and .500 over his career.

So is your boy getting it done against the garbage Cowboys? I told you that was a shitty opening line against the Steelers. Solid 3, my ass! Vegas always knows.

 

[Greenbacks]

.500 lifetime QB, whether his fanboys admit it or not.

2024: 4-8
Career: 33-30-1

Even worse in his own division.

And downright scary BAD without Ja'Marr Chase.

Can Joey beat the equally overhyped crappy Cowboys this week and avoid mathematical elimination from the playoffs?

Or will Burrow Burrow? At some point the NFL's 275m Superstar MVP has to win a game, does he not?

Let's find out!

mathematical elimination

 

[Avocado33]

We're talking about a QB who is only accurate throwing to one receiver, 4-8 this season and .500 over his career.

So is your boy getting it done against the garbage Cowboys? I told you that was a shitty opening line against the Steelers. Solid 3, my ass! Vegas always knows.

Line got to 3.5 actually

 

[SheriffJoe]

Line got to 3.5 actually

Opened up 1.5-2 and even you posted 2.5 in your picks thread. LOL

Ya know, the title of this thread says it all. And every week JoeyB makes you look worse.

By next season, Cigar Joey will be under .500 for his entire career. Without his blankie Ja'Marr Chase, he's another Daniel Jones.

 

[SheriffJoe]

mathematical elimination

Everyone beats the Cowboys.

Can JoeyB finally win one and stay alive???

Preseason Odds: 71.4% chance of making the playoffs

Current Odds: Less than 1% chance to make the playoffs

 

[Avocado33]

Opened up 1.5-2 and even you posted 2.5 in your picks thread. LOL

Ya know, the title of this thread says it all. And every week JoeyB makes you look worse.

By next season, Cigar Joey will be under .500 for his entire career. Without his blankie Ja'Marr Chase, he's another Daniel Jones.

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3.5 on game day

I was right, get over it

 

[Avocado33]

Not gonna lie , Hardknocks illustrates the stark difference between Tomlin and Taylor

 

[Greenbacks]

Everyone beats the Cowboys.

Can JoeyB finally win one and stay alive???

Preseason Odds: 71.4% chance of making the playoffs

Current Odds: Less than 1% chance to make the playoffs

1%?
So your saying there's a chance?

 

[SheriffJoe]

3.5 on game day

I was right, get over it

I couldn't care less where all the square Bengal bettors dragged the number. The opening line (1.5-2) is all you needed to know.

C'mon Avo... -6 (although trending downward)....JoeyB can beat the Cowgirls, can't he? Should be a layup.

Imagine if he actually lost to a QB nobody has ever heard of. Even I wouldn't wish that kind of career-ending psychological trauma on your Batmobile Boy.

C'mon Joey, we're all pulling for you!!

 

[SheriffJoe]

Not gonna lie , Hardknocks illustrates the stark difference between Tomlin and Taylor

Yeah, Tomlin wouldn't put up with this infantile diva bullshit.

"Joe Burrow buying a $3M Batmobile is deeply unserious behavior"

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