ATX explaining the <due factor>

[EveryGamblersDream]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by altice:
I am too drunk to read the due factor right now, but ATX isn't like most morons in the picks forum. He actually knows his shit. I hope he ventures down to the Rubber Room more often. By the way Urchin, thanks for the winners in golf, but a wise man told me once and I am paraphrasing now, ( I can't believe I used a multisyllabic word like paraphrasing), Golf is Fa SUckAz. baSEZ IZ a kingZ GAMe. I hope nobody comes by until I sober up by the way and actually makes me work today. OUT. BOOyA. Peep IS a CAnaRy. L phuckin O L.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're wasted at work?

 

[altice]

ANHILATED at work. Been sitting at my desk for a while. So far, so good, nobody is asking me to do shit right now. Good job on bases by the way, but as a wise man once told me, yoU donT KNoW SHet abOUt shet. He also told me he makes more money sleeping than I do awake. Not sure what that means, but I have heard a lot of people don't understand what he means. Course, today I am stealing. I can't wait for lunch as I will take a nicE LOnG NAp. NotE TO SELf. Don't go out on nights that you have to work. OUT. boo Ya

 

[altice]

Holy shnikes. I just saw your updated bases record. Pretty impressive. But a wise man told me once that it isn't fair to the bookmakers to win on bases playing underdogs. He was telling me the mark of a champion and the sign of huge testosterone (OK, i could have used the word balls, less syllables) was playing heavy chalk. Again, I think I have about 7 more classes to take before I understand trying2win, so maybe I misunderstood. Boo Ya. By the way, I love the drunk phase. I am dreading the hungover stage which will happen in a couple of hours. Probably will coincide with me doing some actual work. It's all a ****ing conspiracy. Oh well.

[This message was edited by altice on June 02, 2003 at 10:45 AM.]

 

[altice]

****ing HR cunt wants me to bring down some forms. I told her maybe in a couple of hours. Stupid bitch. No offense Identity.

 

[EveryGamblersDream]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! I will never understand that character. I die laughing at his stupidity but sometimes find myself feeling bad as I wonder is someone really that stupid?

I'm happy with bases so far. I want to reach my goal & then I'm done with it most likely. I'm a little over halfway there. I want to finish these projects & need all the time I can get eventhough with the WNBA around I don't know. Atleast there aren't games everyday in the league.

Email me when you get a chance, let me know if you need the addy again.

 

[altice]

The ****ing admins, like Microsoft guys have took over at work. They have firewalls everywhere. They are like these stupid Microsoft nerds who have completely taken over. I actually had to ask their permission to install Excel the other day. WTF? Time to get another job I think. I cannot install jackshit anymore. Maybe it's to make me do work or something, but I am george constanza. The more they try to make me work, the more fruitless it will be for them. I just hope they build my own private bathroom. I can't IM at all anymore. Stupid piece of shit firewalls. Maybe Lander can help me with what these nerdherd at work call a work around.

 

[EveryGamblersDream]

Ask permission to install Excel? WTF!

I feel for you altice!

 

[vegasguy39]

I enjoy reading ATX'x articles.

On average most cappers have between (45-58%) success rate. Based on single event picks. What does this mean? I have no phucking clue..

All I know is that over 90% of gamblers lose. Otherwise you would not have sports books still in business.

 

[altice]

Still too drunk to read ATX's McIrish length posts today, but a hunch of mine would not be to confuse ATX's thoughtful posts with General and RPM's endless and amateur BS on the <due> theory and 71% capping. Maybe Billy Walters should hire RPM and General if his cappers aren't up to par. I don't think the Computer Group ever hit 71% after all.

 

[DickyW]

Altice
Where the hell did you go lastnite?

 

[altice]

It wasn't Costa Rica or Veagas or anything. I went to Arlington for the first time in my life for a low key day of just hanging out. Unbelievably, I didn't bet, not that anyone would believe I didn't bet. Then, Hooters and a couple of other places and yada yada yada, I am really WAAAAAAAAAAASTED at work today. I heard myself talk like half an hour ago and it wasn't pretty by the way. Me thinks I have a drinking problem. You coming to Vegas? Keep FADEN?

 

[EveryGamblersDream]

Oh I know you bet on the ponies, don't you lie to us

 

[altice]

EGD,

It's putup or shutup time for you too. I fully expect you to come down to Vegas. Hopefully, Tictac will come to Vegas and we can all get comped at the Bellagio based on the size of his blackjack bets

. I can't believe I told this HR lady I would come down by 11. I know I still wreak of alchohol. On a ****en Monday no less. HR people and sportswriters are the most talentless people I have ever met. Oh, and stockbrokers too.

 

[DickyW]

No Vegas. I am going on a 3 week vacation just before that. It looks like I will be at Arlington sunday July 27 I'll keep you posted, love to meet up for a beer. Now grab yourself a pot of coffee before you hurt yourself

 

[altice]

3 week vacation? Didn't you just go to Amsterdam? I get 3 weeks of vacation all year. I think I need a career change. We will definitely meet up on the 27th and you can teach me more on horses. I would ask tictac, but he only gives classes in baseballs currently and they are very expensive. Then, I can add betting on horses to my list of vices. Only 2 hours till my lunchtime nap.

 

[DickyW]

Amsterdam and London was business

:

"We will definitely meet up on the 27th and you can teach me more on horses"

Sure i'll teach you how to leave the track drunk and pennyless.

 

[vegasguy39]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DickyW:

Sure i'll teach you how to leave the track drunk and pennyless.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

During my high school days, I worked for a guy who lost his house, Business (the restaurant where I worked) and his marriage (all betting the horses). The new owener paid my last 6 weeks of back pay.
Just memories from my past.

 

[altice]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Amsterdam and London was business : <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How come business travel for me is going to Columbus ****in Ohio? What am I doing wrong?

 

[raiders72001]

ATX- I still don't agree with much of what you say. I think most is a snow job.The only thing I do agree with is that Kent reversed engineered info in the early 80s for BW and the computer group. The lines were very weak at this time. The group was betting college football and basketball. They also bet half the games on the board. They did more then just bet according to the computer. BW would create false moves. They were hitting about 60% of their games. I think the whole thing in handicapping is determining what stats are important and which ones aren't.

 

[altice]

Hey Raiders, I know you are a Sox fan, but do you have any ideas on getting tickets on Saturday or Sunday for the Yankees/Cubs games?