He's not kidding about the girls number (41) - at the gogo clubs he does not know anyone's name but he knows everyone's number - and he would take you down these back alleys where I thought I might go home without a kidney - then you walk through an obscure door and there are millions of girls and they ALL know dinosaur (I'm not lying) - regarding #41 - we were supposed to meet Viejo FOR DINNER at a Mexican place - well briefly, it's was Thai New Years and for this holiday the Thai's throw water on everyone - I'm talking insane water fights where EVERYONE goes home soaked - well Fig and I were cruising around on out motorbikes when it just started and these girls doused Fig as he drives buy because we weren't ready for it and it was only Day 1 of Thai New Years which is passive compared to Day 4-5 where traffic is at complete standstill (see the pic I posted above) - so Fig's blackberry was ruined and now we can't call Viejo and this is like our 3rd night so we can't find this place (everything is so foreign, rowded, dense, wild, electric, bizarre, KRAZY, etc.) - so I go back to the hotel and log into the RX where I have Dino's # in a PM amd I call him - he says he not surprised that we got soaked (they make special water proof pouches for this week) - regardless, he says he's at World Wide seven blocks up the street from us - so out we go - of course we're walking around lost as a mother fucker asking people where World Wide RESTAURANT is - people have no clue and most don't understand the language barrier - after about 20 mins and no phone to call Viejo we stumble upon World Wide - of course it's not a restaurant and it's a gogo club - we go in and there is Dino and his girlfriend (real gf too) - everyone knows him there and he has everyone's number memorized - so Fig says he would like to have #41 come over - within seconds she's got her hand on his cock and all the girls are talking about his "power" - meanwhile, I wanted to tell them he just ingested 20 mg's of Cialis - Fig is so fucking horny that I knew he was taking #41 with us and of course #41 is friends with Dino and his girl - later on I will give a play by play of Viejo's behaivor when his girlfriend is not around and the soapy (river ride) - but here is a pic of the water throwing - it's very hard to post pics of this because it's dangerous to take your camera out as they will soak you at any minute - oh, and for the record I did not get one numbered girl the entire 2 weeks (and Fig can confirm) - just trying to make myself feel a little better about myself
