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[FullWageredMan]

Isn't my pecker that cant get hard.

 

[mrcrash]

You are "Babe" and your friend tried the "second attempt" :think2:

 

[FullWageredMan]

....
I found this email in my girlfriends email. I'm just trying to figure out if you guys think first attempt=they fucked since he didnt mention it and the 2nd attempt his worthless dick failed his loser ass.

 

[barman]

I'm pretty sure that the "first time" she rode him like a pony for at least a half hour....maybe longer....and that only upon the sixth or seventh position change did he finally give it up....solid bukakke fashion

And she was so into him that she demanded he get back up and going a bit too fast


I mean...hey...what else could it be, brother?


(now I gots to RR this here thread due to the Grossly Insensitive post above)

 

[STACKSONDECK]

how long ago did you find this thats crazy. it means he could not get it up at all. first time or second time and saying its not her fault. wow is she cheating on you or this is a long time ago. why would she still have the email

 

[Kruser6]

Honestly what does it matter if they did fuck or not? That shit would be over immediately and I could give a fuck less about the details.
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[Kruser6]

Sounds like you are pretty pathetic man. If you fucked a girl and made her realize that she loved her BF! HAhaha that's hilarious. If I fucked a girl with a nasty old pussy who was all flappy I'd probably tell me GF I realized just how much I love her.. .. now flip it around in your case you you'll see that you need to work on your game.


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[roadreeler57]

Sounds like you are pretty pathetic man. If you fucked a girl and made her realize that she loved her BF! HAhaha that's hilarious. If I fucked a girl with a nasty old pussy who was all flappy I'd probably tell me GF I realized just how much I love her.. .. now flip it around in your case you you'll see that you need to work on your game.

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[STACKSONDECK]

Sounds like you are pretty pathetic man. If you fucked a girl and made her realize that she loved her BF! HAhaha that's hilarious. If I fucked a girl with a nasty old pussy who was all flappy I'd probably tell me GF I realized just how much I love her.. .. now flip it around in your case you you'll see that you need to work on your game




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[AnaJu]

PICS!!!

 

[rolltide]

you really want pics of a girl in Iowa who's only had 1 boyfriend and trolls myspace for screw #2, then takes him to IHOP for a post-bang meal?

 

[Skoal37]

did she give you head? I would have blown ass on her face once I came on her shirt. bwahahhahhhahaa

 

[N.I.B.]

my boys take is ur a pussy...yep you full gay fucker! who cares

 

[FullWageredMan]

Anyone playing pokerstars right now?

What do you play sngs or cash games?

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

I dont discriminate...I lose equally well at either.

 

[Dante]

I play mainly at UltimateBet and a little at stars ...I posted earlier that I think the talent at UB at the low limit Ring games is very bad Donks are abundant :toast: saw a guy call a re-raise after the flop for his entire stack ( about 52$) with a AKK on the board ... the guy had Pocket 66 and lost to trips as the other guy flopped 10K..what an Idiot

 

[Brotherwo]

I play mainly at UltimateBet and a little at stars ...I posted earlier that I think the talent at UB at the low limit Ring games is very bad Donks are abundant :toast: saw a guy call a re-raise after the flop for his entire stack ( about 52$) with a AKK on the board ... the guy had Pocket 66 and lost to trips as the other guy flopped 10K..what an Idiot

Bodog has a lot of rookies compare to FullTilt ...they love checking their big hands and betting with nothing

but stay away @)

 

[texansfan]

I've played at PS for about 5 years now and I agree that the games have gotten harder to win at. It used to be a donk fest at the lower limits but that has changed imo.

 

[OnWisconsin]

I play mainly at UltimateBet and a little at stars ...I posted earlier that I think the talent at UB at the low limit Ring games is very bad Donks are abundant :toast: saw a guy call a re-raise after the flop for his entire stack ( about 52$) with a AKK on the board ... the guy had Pocket 66 and lost to trips as the other guy flopped 10K..what an Idiot

i mainly play there too. is it just me, or is it a dead giveaway when someone checks a flop, someone else makes a smell bet to pick it up, then checker moves all in? i mean, 99% of the time they have a set and are religious about getting in a check raise. i hate seeing them get paid off when they do that.

 

[Brotherwo]

you really want pics of a girl in Iowa who's only had 1 boyfriend and trolls myspace for screw #2, then takes him to IHOP for a post-bang meal?

ihop post bang meal :missingte

how depressing is that