Any good Micheal Jackson jokes ?

[C-Gold]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 100% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego blocks so kids can still play with him.

:missingte:missingte:missingte

 

[C-Gold]

When farrah fawcett died God granted her one wish. She wished for all the kids in the world to be safe...so he killed michael jackson

 

[CLefty]

What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?

One did Majors the other did minors.

 

[lefty357]

MJ died at 2:12 pacific ...thats when the big hand gets off the little hand.

 

[CLefty]

 

[CLefty]

 

[Saratoga]

Did you see the Elton John Tribute to MJ?

He sang "Don't let your son go down on me"

 

[Biggamer3]

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett in their own way were responsible in making so many young teens masturbate

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

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[artiesliver]

What are Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Ed McMahon going to receive for Christmas?.......Patrick Swayze.

 

[guitarjosh]

Michael Jackson has died,
It was very drastic,
At least he won't deteriorate,
He's mostly made of plastic

 

[CLefty]

What are Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Ed McMahon going to receive for Christmas?.......Patrick Swayze.

Why Farrah?:think2:

 

[lefty357]

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[TOOTIGHT]

How does Michael Jackson know it's time for bed?


When the big hand is on the little hand.

 

[TOOTIGHT]

What's black and comes in little white cans?






Michael Jackson