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What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?

One did Majors the other did minors.
 

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Michael Jackson didnt have a heart attack in the hospital...he was found in the children's ward having a stroke
 

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Last year the headline read "Michael Jackson in Rehab"... Problem was that Rehab was a 9 year old Pakistani boy.
 

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What do the Washington Nationals and MJ have in common?

They both wear one glove for no apparant reason.
 

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Michael Jackson died of food poisoning-

he ate a nine year old wiener.
 

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what has 18 balls and 3 Pubic hairs ?

A Michael Jackson SLumber party ....

(baboom boom chang !!!)
 

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Knock Knock!
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Little boy blue!
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Michael Jackson!!
 

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mikeys father is going to bilk this funeral for everthing its worth
he just got pepsi to sponsor the cremation.
 

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why was Michael Jackson spotted at Kmart ...


He heard Boys pants were Half Off ........
 

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In honor of his passing Mcdonalds will be naming an honorary sandwich after Michael Jackson...it will be labeled "The MJ" and it will consist of 50 year old piece of meat between two 12 year old buns.
 

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michael jackson didnt die of a cardiac arrest , he died of shock when he was told " boyz to men " was a band and not a delivery service.
 

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When farrah fawcett died God granted her one wish. She wished for all the kids in the world to be safe...so he killed michael jackson
 

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Mcdonalds has a special sandwich to remember michael jackson..it is made with 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
 

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Whats Michael Jacksons favorite college?

Brigham Young University. :laugh:
 

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