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”[FONT="]Before you jump on Expedia to book a trip with the family to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, now known, by the way, as "CHAZ," the country's Tourism and Economic Development Department is calling it that.[/FONT]
[FONT="]You should know that there are no beaches in CHAZ. This is a tiny nation. It's smaller than Liechtenstein.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The entire country extends only six city blocks. It was built on land that was formerly owned in part by the Seattle Police Department. But the founders of CHAZ wanted that land. So, they planted a flag and they stole it, just like the Conquistadores.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The first thing they did after they declared nationhood and this was a bit of a surprise given that these modern Conquistadores claim to be progressive ideologues.[/FONT]
[FONT="]But the first thing they did was establish rigid national borders. They built a wall around the place just like Donald Trump once said he would do.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Their wall is made from wooden barricades. A sign at the entrance to the country warns, "You are now leaving the USA."[/FONT]
[FONT="]And then there are armed border guards, not technically ICE agents but close enough -- who question everyone seeking entry.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Countries have borders and the founders of CHAZ understood that. They don't want the place flooded with illegals, and by illegals, we mean the citizens of Seattle.”[/FONT]
”[FONT="]Before you jump on Expedia to book a trip with the family to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, now known, by the way, as "CHAZ," the country's Tourism and Economic Development Department is calling it that.[/FONT]
[FONT="]You should know that there are no beaches in CHAZ. This is a tiny nation. It's smaller than Liechtenstein.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The entire country extends only six city blocks. It was built on land that was formerly owned in part by the Seattle Police Department. But the founders of CHAZ wanted that land. So, they planted a flag and they stole it, just like the Conquistadores.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The first thing they did after they declared nationhood and this was a bit of a surprise given that these modern Conquistadores claim to be progressive ideologues.[/FONT]
[FONT="]But the first thing they did was establish rigid national borders. They built a wall around the place just like Donald Trump once said he would do.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Their wall is made from wooden barricades. A sign at the entrance to the country warns, "You are now leaving the USA."[/FONT]
[FONT="]And then there are armed border guards, not technically ICE agents but close enough -- who question everyone seeking entry.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Countries have borders and the founders of CHAZ understood that. They don't want the place flooded with illegals, and by illegals, we mean the citizens of Seattle.”[/FONT]
