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[HEAVYCHALK]

how much does a bookie usually make on a season of football??

dumbest question asked this season :lolBIG:

 

[Conan]

Hey ACE,

Why do guys in here try to hump your leg like a dog?

 

[hellah10]

Ace-Ace, how long is a piece of string?

uppy:uppy:

 

[BigPIG19]

why are APARTments so close together?????
Are the kennedy's gun shy?????

 

[Ziti]

Ace-Ace,

What's the difference between two eggs and three eggs?

 

[3star]

You won't be saying all this shit if, Ace was on a roll.
Let's forget this week and look forward to next week.
I think the only person who should get mocked is the guy begging for
a bet because he lost big.

 

[Born2Run]

how much does a bookie usually make on a season of football??

$<SUP>2</SUP>1 = ($1)<SUP>2</SUP> = (100¢)<SUP>2</SUP> = 100<SUP>2</SUP>¢<SUP>2</SUP> = 10,000¢<SUP>2</SUP>

 

[gynecologist]

ACE

Who is the best offensive lineman in the NFL?

 

[tbonestk]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Hypothetically, I could.

 

[tbonestk]

You can take a Piss without a Dump, but

How do you take a DUMP, without a PISS?
:monsters-

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

You won't be saying all this shit if, Ace was on a roll.
Let's forget this week and look forward to next week.
I think the only person who should get mocked is the guy begging for
a bet because he lost big.

Don't you get it? No one is messing with ACE. We're tormenting the thread initiator for asking a dumb question.

 

[gynecologist]

ACE

How did Death Eats a Cracker get his name?

 

[CaptainCarl]

You won't be saying all this shit if, Ace was on a roll.
Let's forget this week and look forward to next week.
I think the only person who should get mocked is the guy begging for
a bet because he lost big.

You should be mocked for not getting the joke!

 

[cam]

Why is it that we should not eat yellow snow?

 

[CaptainCarl]

What is the color of George Washington's white horse?

 

[AndySpainpick's]

how much does a businessman make in a hockey season ?

 

[BOILERUP+]

Hey Ace When was the war of 1812??

Who's buried in Grants tomb??

 

[thaineseguy]

why is the sky blue ???

because it's sad :Sad Face:

What is the color of George Washington's white horse?

it has no color..it's dead :nopityA:

 

[bpoint]

how much does a bookie usually make on a season of football??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecE-GjFMLeY

 

[CaptainCarl]

Why do we teach best what we most need to learn?