All Things ACE ACE

[ACE-ACE]

ALL YOUR ??? WILL BE ANSWER IN TIME.....GRASSHOPPERS

 

[moethepuppy]

Honestly. How many people were able to get -3 on the Bears this weekend?? I'm not saying it was impossible, but more people had to have 3 1/2 and higher on that one.

I had it.

Bet Jam -3 (-125)

Got it Thursday night

 

[mouse]

Funny stuff, but seriously....

When God sneezes, what do you say to him????

ope:

 

[udflyer]

Ace if it is raining at a 1/2 inch per hour how many ducks are on Waldon Pond?

 

[SamyFarhaJr]

Ace You are given 5 bags. There are 10 beads in each of the bags. In four of the bags, the beads each weigh 10 kilograms. In the remaining bag, each bead weighs only 9 kilograms. All the bags and beads look identical. You must find out which bag has the lighter beads. The problem is that all the bags look identical and all the beads look identical. You can use a scale, but it has to be a single-tray scale, not a two-tray balance scale. Also, you may use the scale only once. How can you find out which bag has the lighter beads?

 

[goodcall]

How many Cheerios are there in a box of Cheerios?

4,802

far more than I would have expected

 

[udflyer]

Sammy, I know I have a 20% chance of picking the right bag in the blind.
Keep your scale.

 

[gitty44]

Ace why do M&M's melt in your mouth not in your hand?

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

how much does a bookie usually make on a season of football??

One Meeeeeelllllion dollars.

 

[Rickochezz]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

 

[fhmesq44]

Why do they call it taking a dump when you are actually leaving a dump?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

[ramdizzel]

its amazing how many ppl are quick to talk shit instead of answer a question, the only reason i asked this to ace was cuz he reffers to himself as an exbookie

 

[fhmesq44]

There are five birds on a high tension wire and you shoot one of them, how many remain?

 

[SamyFarhaJr]

Just made 686k on New Orleans game

 

[ramdizzel]

haha they probably did....

 

[udflyer]

Ace could you also give us an excel spreadsheet breakdown of your weekly won/loss totals when you were a bookie. That way we can track it for a pattern to beat the man.

 

[Bourgeois_Ram]

Ace if my aunt has balls do I in fact have another uncle or is my uncle just a tranny?

 

[1sob]

why is the sky blue ???

 

[OtroPex]

Ace why did i take Atl -4, and even more mind-boggling did i take Atl -5' and over 21' in the second half? Oh nevermind, i can answer that one myself.

 

[elmtree]

why oh why did i have to go out for a prostitue the one night there was a prostitution sting in town? why ohh why?