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because he's gotta do whatever he's gotta do to make himself look better than the 50% capper he really is. How else do you build a customer base?

Like how he touts how well he is doing in Tennis and Badmitton and whatever other fruitty sport he is "handicapping" on some completely other forum, right before he posts a baseball pick....like as if it adds credibility to his baseball plays on therx..

"i'm 0-9 in baseball this week, but im 10-0 in women's raquetball on some other forum. and that should tell you why i have credibility in saying the royals -120 is a great play with odalis perez on the mound, let me spin some facts and stats and pull one over on the newbies and tell you why i feel this is my 100 unit power selection game of the year...."

game of the year in NFL was on the Houston Texans after they were already eliminated from playoff contention. what a fuckin +EV capper. a horrible team with no motivation, game of the year. holy shit. talk about a guy desperate to pick against the grain and make a splash....he had a tremendous spin to that writeup that lowered my IQ 10 points just by reading it.

then some guy goes "wow flava...you're all class...GREAT writeup..im gonna tail along."




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Keep talking all the shit you want son...its pretty damn scary that you have followed my every move on this forum. :missingte I had never heard of you until you stepped your sorry ass in this thread and the only reason I recognized you is because of your gay ass Nintendo avatar. Move along junior...you don't like the way I post or what I post, then take those teeth off my nutsack!

Hooked on phonics anyone? (Badmitton)...
 

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Keep talking all the shit you want son...its pretty damn scary that you have followed my every move on this forum. :missingte I had never heard of you until you stepped your sorry ass in this thread and the only reason I recognized you is because of your gay ass Nintendo avatar. Move along junior...you don't like the way I post or what I post, then take those teeth off my nutsack!

Hooked on phonics anyone? (Badmitton)...


It's funny what you try to insult someone with. The "son" and the "kid" like as if some degenerate loser, lying NCAA tournament Pool Thief could EVER talk DOWN to anyone. LOL.....Understand something: I'm not like you. You want the attention, because you're a slut and a loser who needs strangers on a message board to stroke his message board ego. I'm not the same. So it doesnt hurt my feelings when you say you dont know who I am. Its actually pretty funny what u think gets under peoples skin. :missingte

#2 - Followed your every move? You're the attention whore that posts threads that are a paragraph long in all caps with *****'s. How the fuck can I not see what you are doing.

"******MistaFlava's Ultimate Super Duper POWER SELECTIONS - With Writeups, Analysis and Special Guest Star John Salley's Neighbor**************

It's tough not to see what you're little slutty ass is doing. In the future, you may want to draw attention to yourself, when you ACTUALLY know what you are doing and saying. I fear you may go broke before that day ever comes.

#3 - I wouldnt brag that you know how to spell badmitton or however you spell it. I dont handicap the WNBA, and Tennis and every other lame degenerate sport you bet on to have action. List of other words that you may know how to spell: Theef. Lyar. Attenshun hore. Amacherr. Monapaly Muney. Bal-lay
 

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Great stuff BOX....I am dying lauging over here. Check out his new thread for today. That is funny as well. :puppy:
 

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Dude hit the reset button again and has a new style. He's a 48% capper in baseball this year, but no longer has a YTD. He's 0-0 apparently.

Clown city.

This dude used to play Contra on Nintendo, (if he was even born then that is I may be giving him too much credit) fall in the first ditch and hit reset. He used to play RBI, give up a leadoff jack to Ellis Burks, and hit reset. Someone needs to hit reset on this guys pathetic life as he openly admitted a few posts ago that he needs and wants attention for picking games.
 

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Boxslayer: "Like how he touts how well he is doing in Tennis and Badmitton and whatever other fruitty sport he is "handicapping" on some completely other forum, right before he posts a baseball pick....like as if it adds credibility to his baseball plays on therx.."


Posted by Mistaflava in a tennis forum then dissapear

Rolandr Garros FINAL MATCH

Rafael Nadal vs Roger Federer

Mistaflava´s pick of the year:


"There is a lot to be said, a lot to be learned and now is not the time to bet with your cocks. So forget about which player is your favourite, forget about which player you love and think more of how much more you could love them if they show you some cash fuckin money by winning......
is my largest wager of the year in tennis and I could not have been happier to have odds like this on the best all-around tennis player in the planet. GO FEDERER!"

After the match:



"FUCK


Congrats to all Nadal backers, great call...I really capped this one wrong and now lost all my earnings from the past month or so. Ah well...make or break it was and I lost. That's how I roll. See you all tomorrow...gonna keep it small stakes until later in the week to try and recover from this. Not even close FEDERER!":nohead: <!-- / message -->
 

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It's funny what you try to insult someone with. The "son" and the "kid" like as if some degenerate loser, lying NCAA tournament Pool Thief could EVER talk DOWN to anyone. LOL.....Understand something: I'm not like you. You want the attention, because you're a slut and a loser who needs strangers on a message board to stroke his message board ego. I'm not the same. So it doesnt hurt my feelings when you say you dont know who I am. Its actually pretty funny what u think gets under peoples skin. :missingte

#2 - Followed your every move? You're the attention whore that posts threads that are a paragraph long in all caps with *****'s. How the fuck can I not see what you are doing.

"******MistaFlava's Ultimate Super Duper POWER SELECTIONS - With Writeups, Analysis and Special Guest Star John Salley's Neighbor**************

It's tough not to see what you're little slutty ass is doing. In the future, you may want to draw attention to yourself, when you ACTUALLY know what you are doing and saying. I fear you may go broke before that day ever comes.

#3 - I wouldnt brag that you know how to spell badmitton or however you spell it. I dont handicap the WNBA, and Tennis and every other lame degenerate sport you bet on to have action. List of other words that you may know how to spell: Theef. Lyar. Attenshun hore. Amacherr. Monapaly Muney. Bal-lay



What you just proved is that you know how to speak white trash. Thanks for showing up old man, now back to your gay systems.

You have your little dick suckers in this thread who find you funny. Well I find you funny too because all you have against me is my past and only a fuckin bitch would hold someone's past against them. Grow some fuckin balls idiot...
 

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What you just proved is that you know how to speak white trash. Thanks for showing up old man, now back to your gay systems.

Um, as opposed to Canadian Thug? "Straight cash money".

I'll take my gay systems over your gay writeups. Like you have any room to call anyone gay anyway. You idolize a tennis player that wears a headband and wears tight white shorts. You cap the WNBA. Nuff said.

:nohead: :party:
 

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You have your little dick suckers in this thread who find you funny. Well I find you funny too because all you have against me is my past and only a fuckin bitch would hold someone's past against them. Grow some fuckin balls idiot...

Only a bitch would spend pool money. You cant be trusted. Once a thief always a thief. Remember that one day when you are cheating your taxes.
 

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Um, as opposed to Canadian Thug? "Straight cash money".

I'll take my gay systems over your gay writeups. Like you have any room to call anyone gay anyway. You idolize a tennis player that wears a headband and wears tight white shorts. You cap the WNBA. Nuff said.

:nohead: :party:


So betting on tennis or 'bamintton' means I idolize the players? Are you fucked in the head? Tennis is a profitable sport, I have never bet the WNBA and once again if all you have against me is my past and the attention I generate that would make you nothing more than a jealous bitch. Have a nice night boxy, don't break any fingers typing in system numbers. Let me guess you next comeback..."JEALOUS? ME? What would I be jealous of an NCAA tournament money stealing thief who only hits 45% of games...uh huh huh yuk yuk baddan baddan baddan..."
 

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Only a bitch would spend pool money. You cant be trusted. Once a thief always a thief. Remember that one day when you are cheating your taxes.


Okay so who the fuck asked you to trust me? Like I said, take your eye glass wearing fat fuck ass outside for a few minutes and go hire a manwhore if you want someone's nuts to suck on.
 

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Fat and glasses? LOL

wrong again.

20/20 and I work out 4 times a week.

I make a system so I dont sit in front of the computer anymore interacting with complete homos like yourself, and you translate that into a nerdy thing to do.

You're right, it's much more cool to be on the computer in an in-game thread with other degenerates giving the play by play in a "party thread."

And nobody is asking anyone to trust you.

You have been called out. And now your little future business idea of scamming more people, and selling your horrendous sports picks wont get off the ground because newbies are aware of your history. The job here is done.

Slut.
 

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Fat and glasses? LOL

wrong again.

20/20 and I work out 4 times a week.

I make a system so I dont sit in front of the computer anymore interacting with complete homos like yourself, and you translate that into a nerdy thing to do.

You're right, it's much more cool to be on the computer in an in-game thread with other degenerates giving the play by play in a "party thread."

And nobody is asking anyone to trust you.

You have been called out. And now your little future business idea of scamming more people, and selling your horrendous sports picks wont get off the ground because newbies are aware of your history. The job here is done.

Slut.



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I don't know what my record is on the year, it's definitely somewhere near .500 or worse...who knows, I have not kept track. However, no more games for me. I have started quite a few ridiculous threads the last few days trying out different methods to win ball games and it has not worked. I think going back to what I do best is going to provide some winners. I adapted this three different unit range system for my plays (I know several use it on these boards...great idea) and I am looking forward to making cash the rest of the year. If anyone has my record this year, feel free to post it in the thread, I'll make sure to have it up with my writeups everyday. Thanks

What actual bettor doesn't keep track of how much money they're winning/losing? Uh, that's kind of the point of wagering, isn't it? This screams of someone betting monopoly money.

And then to just reset the record and start over? That's equally weak. Seriously, come on now. You're really not helping your cause with crap like this.
 

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What actual bettor doesn't keep track of how much money they're winning/losing? Uh, that's kind of the point of wagering, isn't it? This screams of someone betting monopoly money.

And then to just reset the record and start over? That's equally weak. Seriously, come on now. You're really not helping your cause with crap like this.


It's not hard to understand bro...someone posted my MLB record a few weeks back, I looked for it, could not find it. I have not kept track at all of what I have been betting/posting. Still with me here? So I asked if the person who posted it could kindly post it again and I will post it for you forum police officers to see each and everyday.

So you're saying we should all be the same? I don't keep no spread sheets or no lists of what I bet on. I have no proper money management, I just bet whatever I feel like betting when I bet and make money. Who the hell ever said we had to keep track of it...moving on...
 

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ok let's not get into the whole gay " I'm 6'0 and 220 I'll beat the living shit out of you, let's fight" B.S. Personal insults based on that shit on here are retarded.

Couple things:

Least Mistaflava, even though he "started over" because he was sucking in MLB this year, at least is going with a real unit system based on 1-5, rather than 25, 50, 100.

Also, if you love the attention of posting winners Mistaflava, you might as well post winners rather than just hype up your few winning plays and ignoring the losers. Let your results speak for themselves rather than inflating your wins with 100 units attached to each.

I don't buy the whole "I don't know what my record and units are in here so if someone else wants to find them out for me go ahead." That you posted in your new baseball thread. You know EXACTLY how much you have lost this year I'm sure, or close to it. Be a man and go dig through the trash and find that information out for yourself, EVERY play, and start with the units and record you have there. Otherwise what you're doing now is just as bad as what you've been doing.

You love attention. So get it by being a good capper rather than a bad scam artist.



Probably one of the most adult posts in this thread. Only post that makes any kind of sense around here and believe it or not, I agree with most of what you said.

It's some of you guys in here that are trying to stirr up shit...not me. I have never had a problem with anyone here, have never stuck my nose in anyone's business like the pusssy who started this thread and boneslayer and I just go about my shit like most other cappers. Some guys have a boner for the things I post and that will never change nor will it ever bother me.
 

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You're not understanding, Canadian Jay-Z.

Its not about forum police officers, it's about not turning this forum into shit. You are taking advantage of a good system in place that has made this site successful for years, long before you got here and tried to trash it with your nonsense.

Besides fucking with people like you, I love this site because I can look at others opinion and tell how much I should weigh their opinion by looking at their YTD - which many trust is accurate as everything is documented.

Nobody wants to sit here like a fuckin loser and track everyone's plays on this forum.

Under no comprehendable situation or alternate universe are you fuckin 0-0 on the baseball season. What kind of a clown are you to put that in your post today? You tell me not to hold your past over you, but you give no fuckin sign from how you act in the present that you may be a Born Again Honest Joe. If you dont know your record...stop giving play by play in the degenerate in-game threads and dont post until you figure it out. If you were winning, you would dig like there was no tomorrow to tell us how you are 19-9 and won 30K. Percentages caught up with your 48% ass, and now you dont want to hunt for it. How convenient.

If everyone hit the fuckin reset button like you twice a week, posted 100 unit plays, etc - this forum would suck and I wouldnt come here - like many others. Everyones record would be innaccurate, everyone would become an attention whore, and it would be like Viagra spamville reading picks from each person. Sure enough though, if everyone posted 100 unit plays, you would post 1,000 - that's just the kind of guy you are.

So cut the crap, dig up your fuckin record or dont post one, and get a hamster to give you love and attention.
 

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Finally, there arent many posters on this board that I have a problem with. There is one type:

- The kind that is clearly NOT a good handicapper, yet clearly tries to draw attention, and has newbies following his plays because they get caught up in the lights and attention whoring tactics.

If a guy is cocky....and he's good.....awesome. I'm not here to play personality police. Im here to win money, and maybe even help a few others.

Even when some guy with 10 posts says he has a Game of the Year Lock....yeah, usually its a sign that hes an amateur. But hey, I always give the guy a chance. Everyone else likes to rip him. Maybe he really does have a GOY, maybe he's a badass. So what if hes cocky. He's helping others, and most importantly, ME, win money.

But when you suck and you are cocky, all you do is trap newbies into your shitty, overrated picks, and that pisses me off because I used to fall for the same shit when I got here in 2004 and I lost my ass following some cappers I thought were good, but were scrubs looking for attention. Everyone here was a newbie at some point and your bullshit is easy to fall for.

Thats what Flava does. He is clearly an amatuer. He is clearly an action junkie. There hasnt been a fuckin daytime baseball game go by that he doesnt have action on. And all he does is suck newbies into his shitty picks because once every 3 months he goes on a 5-0 run and his thread titles are the easiest to recognize.

Its ridiculous and you can say I have a hard on for you or whatever, but youre a fuckin scrub just like beating.vegas - who sucked ass, had a GOY once a weeek, and a lot of people lost his ass along the way. Sorry, but you needed to be called out to put others on notice that you are amatuer hour at best

Good luck this week with your shiny new 0-0 record
 

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