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Probably the funniest thing Ive read on this board in 3 years. I like the little tagline too...Im gonna use it whenever someone accuses me of something..."quit the drama." That should make me look innocent.

Literally 99% of your losses, you never post in those threads again, unless you are adding a night game play.

But if it's your last play of the day, and it's a loser, you let that puppy drift ever so quietly onto page 5, hoping no one will remember.

But man, if you win, you will come back the next day, and be sure to bump it with some cheesy flipping dollars animation just to be sure everyone knows that you picked one right. "Straight cash, homie." Ha.

Between that shady tactic, your amatuer "100 unit" nonsense, and your ability to spin any writeup on the planet to your favor and make it look like you are actualy creating an argument to support a play you are making, no matter how retarded and illogical it sounds....

well let's just say...if it smells like tout, its tout.

Now I dont have a problem with touts. If a guy is good and he wants to make some extra money, more power to him. Its when people are dishonest, and try to scam the future customer and only bump their winners, and post 100 unit plays to make it sound like a guy really knows what hes doing, and acting like you won 30K in one week, when your record was tracked and you were actually losing in hockey, and losing in baseball.

Nevermind the fact that based on about 5 different posts of yours, you have indicated many times that you are not as big of a bettor that you claim to be recently. Like your "lragest wager ever" was $2,000 bucks. So in order to win 30K based on that post, you needed to win 15 game of the years or largest wagers ever to even.

Anyway, you can be classy all you want. The "I dont say mean things back to other people" bit is cute, but you're still a lying bitch. I know plenty of classy liars, and classy people in jail. The cheaters of their taxes, false advertising, overpromising, underdelivering crowd that you will eventually fall into one day.

The types that setup NCAA tourneys, but spend the pool money.

By the way, if you claim to be a tennis handicapper, you're a homo.

Welcome to the rubber room, we look forward to your future classy contributions. Please feel free to become a regular member here.

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On that note, if I gave a fuck about you, your gay computer systems or anything you had to say, I would have read more than one line of the shit you just posted. Have a nice day.
 

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doesnt sound like you should be gambling


Why not? I managed through a few rough times a couple of years ago and have since got my shit together and paid my dues. Im sure theres a lot worse around these boards who are still in debt or what not.
 

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Someone there is posting under your name.. Might want to check it out.. SBRFORUM

I'm sure you know what SBR is.



Had never heard of it but im done trying to figure out who keeps posting under my name at other places and why some of my writeups end up all over the place. Who the hell cares...that aint me though.
 

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On that note, if I gave a fuck about you, your gay computer systems or anything you had to say, I would have read more than one line of the shit you just posted. Have a nice day.


LOL, more lying out of MistaChasa?

Thats a pretty harsh response to me considering I just wrote a whole thing about how funny you are and how much I admire you and how classy you are.

Oh, yeah, but you just read the first line. I wonder how you knew it was a post calling you out by reading just the 1st line.

PS - I make a system and I share it with the forum.

You claim to have a system, make up bullshit numbers, post your plays, they lose, then you are back to regular plays after a whole week.

You lose 50 games, then claim you have a new progressive system. Lose 50 of them, then claim you are back to regular plays. Lose 50 of them, then claim you have a system that tracks how each hitter hits each type of pitch. Lose 2 of them, then you are on 100 unit plays. Lose 50 of those, etc.

Would you midn sharing your system that tracks how each hitter and team hits each type of pitch? I have a guy from NASA that wants to hire you.

What are you on now, "Party Threads?" Thats a new one. Lets' hit the reset button on your record again. Its a fresh start for Flava. I have high hopes for this week's thread. Cant wait to see what next week brings. Maybe we'll head back to Power Selections.
 

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because he's gotta do whatever he's gotta do to make himself look better than the 50% capper he really is. How else do you build a customer base?

Like how he touts how well he is doing in Tennis and Badmitton and whatever other fruitty sport he is "handicapping" on some completely other forum, right before he posts a baseball pick....like as if it adds credibility to his baseball plays on therx..

"i'm 0-9 in baseball this week, but im 10-0 in women's raquetball on some other forum. and that should tell you why i have credibility in saying the royals -120 is a great play with odalis perez on the mound, let me spin some facts and stats and pull one over on the newbies and tell you why i feel this is my 100 unit power selection game of the year...."

game of the year in NFL was on the Houston Texans after they were already eliminated from playoff contention. what a fuckin +EV capper. a horrible team with no motivation, game of the year. holy shit. talk about a guy desperate to pick against the grain and make a splash....he had a tremendous spin to that writeup that lowered my IQ 10 points just by reading it.

then some guy goes "wow flava...you're all class...GREAT writeup..im gonna tail along."
 
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MistaFlava is a shady character for sure. But BoxSlayer has no room to talk after pulling that stunt with Pistons 1st half. I admit I followed due to his writeup and lost, but it infuriates me when he brags that he didn't bet. So stop preaching morals because you're a joke, just like he is.
 

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MistaFlava is a shady character for sure. But BoxSlayer has no room to talk after pulling that stunt with Pistons 1st half. I admit I followed due to his writeup and lost, but it infuriates me when he brags that he didn't bet. So stop preaching morals because you're a joke, just like he is.


what's up crunch? couldn't stay away bitch?
 

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LOL hilarious that crunch hops back in and tries to tell other people that he doesnt care about this message board...yet has 3,000 posts in 5 months and counting

Nice 1st post ever on therx.com newbie. HAhaHAHAhAhAhhaHaHaHaHahahAhahha
 
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I am not Crunch. But it's nice of you to throw accusations without addressing the real issue. Feeling guilty?
 

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It must be killing this deuche to not be able to type hahahahaha at the end of every stupid ass post he makes.:pope:
 

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i know

he really thinks he'll be able to convince us eventually, and he, or his little buddy that he's telling what to type.....will try to milk this out as long as possible

LOSER

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha
 

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ip check

no one's above suspicision around here apparently haha


crunch is the only guy on this PLANET dumb enough to not comprehend what i did

and he's the only one who even gives a shit and keeps trying to bring up a 1 month old issue

nobody joins this site and makes a first post about that 1 month after the fact

ip check doesnt mean crap...he could be sitting at his high school on the computer lab....or he's over his buddies house playing super nintendo and chatting on the cpu before his friends mom gets home

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahha

God i cant make a post like that anymore, im annoying myself:nohead:
 
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I bet the Cavs last game but I checked today and it said Spurs -1 WIN. I know, it's a miracle.
 

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