Maybe you shouldn't have been so busy getting high to Pantera and eating twinkies and you could've lifted a weight or run a lap instead. Stick to bad real-estate decisions cause gambling is not your cup of tea.
I like WC Bias but he's got to be laughing at this line, i fcuking fell out of my chair when i read this. I'm going to say this at some point in time this week, just gotta find the right occasion. I agree whoremoan tends to grate on peoples nerves but i too consider him part of the check and balance that this place needs.