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[Rambo]

...good buddy Nes' chin. So I jacked this old bastard's motorized wheelchair and headed for...

Ihop for get a 2.99 breakfast deal. When i arrived, there was a line all the way around the building, so i loaded up my 12 gauge shotty and put the wheelchair on full speed and headed towards the door when suddenly...

 

[Devilwoman]

Ihop for get a 2.99 breakfast deal. When i arrived, there was a line all the way around the building, so i loaded up my 12 gauge shotty and put the wheelchair on full speed and headed towards the door when suddenly...

I hit a spot of oil in the parking lot and spun out of control. My finger slipped and the shot gun went off...I could hear screaming and crying. When I finally came to a stop the line was gone. So I.....

 

[PBR]

...ordered the stuffed french toast with Pabst syrup. As I was enjoying my meal Timetopay and Teddy walked in, and Teddy was carrying a...

 

[Teddykgb]

...ordered the stuffed french toast with Pabst syrup. As I was enjoying my meal Timetopay and Teddy walked in, and Teddy was carrying a...

a baseball bat and looking for the sob who stole his avatar and in came 1cheater to the bar.

 

[Devilwoman]

a baseball bat and looking for the sob who stole his avatar and in came 1cheater to the bar.

Teddy drew back the bat getting ready to bash his fucking skull in when he noticed that cheater was holding a bunny. Now since Teddy had taken the oath to protect all the bunnies in the world he slipped the bat behind his back....waiting for Cheater to put down the bunny.....

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

but cheater killed the bunny and impaled Teddy with the baseball bat....

 

[PBR]

but cheater killed the bunny and impaled Teddy with the baseball bat....

...and at Teddy's funeral Nes and Jack got into a fight and spilled beer all over the...

 

[Rambo]

...and at Teddy's funeral Nes and Jack got into a fight and spilled beer all over the...

Coffin. Teddy then jumped up and screamed "I'm not dead you fucks. I just suffer from narcolepsy. Now get me a beer and a 12 year old asian girl."

 

[pubguy]

After reviving several people in attendance they decided a "Teddy lives" celebration was in order, so they...

 

[PBR]

...ordered some wings and watched Moulin Rouge on dvd and played Parcheesi. But there was a problem. When Teddy's wife had thought that he was dead, she had taken another lover. Teddy practically went insane when he found out that it was...

 

[steaktartar]

it was mr hognuts who apparently had walked all the from berea to southern california.......he found teddys wife in his quest for......

 

[Teddykgb]

blood and payback he kidnapped the bitch until he heard from WhaleWager who was busy at the..........

 

[pubguy]

Horse track picking up losing tickets. They hatched a scheme to...

 

[PBR]

...help Mexicans cross the border. Unfortunately, that's when they met Jack Herer and the trouble started. It turns out Jack was on the run from...

 

[steaktartar]

dick johnson the man who gave him his current avatar but jack had a hatched a scheme that WW liked and the two of them set off for...........

 

[Teddykgb]

Hunter S Thompson whom he felt gave him bad legal advice on what to do about.........

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

the ass raping Teddy had givin him a while back...

 

[PBR]

Jack, hognuts and Mrs. Teddy made a wrong turn and stumbled upon a movie set. They were mistaken for porn actors and cast in a movie titled...

 

[Teddykgb]

"exit only" now jack & hognuts new what made kgb so angry all these years so they turned to one another and..........

 

[Devilwoman]

and said lets assrape him! Before they knew what happened Teddy......