You got one chance to impress InActionGirl what is your angle?

[PBR]

I didn't know it was a contest!? ....I don't know enough about you PBR...but what I know I like. You seem like good people.

I was gonna ask you out on one of Nes' famous RR dates, but I'm a bit shy.

 

[Inactiongirl]

In hand: my eyeballs

After seeing you across the room I decided to gouge my eyes out, finally I can die happy knowing the last thing I saw was the most beautiful thing on this earth.

I probably would have thrown a drink in your face when you paused at the comma after "After seeing you across the room I decided to gouge my eyes out." You never would have made it to the good stuff.

BTW, I got a sign from God today NES..it might actually be destiny.

 

[Inactiongirl]

pull out this lazy 11

???

 

[NES]

A sign from God eh? Please elaborate.

 

[Inactiongirl]

I was gonna ask you out on one of Nes' famous RR dates, but I'm a bit shy.

Me too...but hey, it's the internet. How many of these has NES had?

 

[Inactiongirl]

Can I have your sunglasses Nes?

:nohead:

 

[MikeB]

I was gonna ask you out on one of Nes' famous RR dates, but I'm a bit shy.

I think PBR deserves a chance. NES screwed it up twice, I think PBR might be a good candidate. Just my humble opinion though.

 

[Jack Herer]

In hand: Vagisil with a ribbon

Babe, it kinda smells down there. Here you go. Oh and Merry Xmass!!!

 

[NES]

Me too...but hey, it's the internet. How many of these has NES had?

Just two and both were with you, Im no E-Whore toots.

 

[PBR]

I think PBR deserves a chance. NES screwed it up twice, I think PBR might be a good candidate. Just my humble opinion though.

In this cesspool of degenerates, you stand apart as a man of integrity Mikey.

 

[Inactiongirl]

he better keep them...the glare from my balance is SHINYYYYY

This is why GeorgeJ was my first love here. I still look at his threads everyday. SOOOO funny without being crass..

 

[whalewager]

You guys would have no shot with a girl like this if i was in the running...queens

 

[PBR]

Just two and both were with you, Im no E-Whore toots.

If you don't count that little trist with Jack Herer, he's right IAG.

 

[Inactiongirl]

In hand: Vagisil with a ribbon

Babe, it kinda smells down there. Here you go. Oh and Merry Xmass!!!

Uh, no it doesn't. Merry Christmas. I'm going to pray for you.

 

[NES]

he better keep them...the glare from my balance is SHINYYYYY

Thank gawd that was a play money account, I would be hurting right now if had been real money boy let me tell ya.

 

[PBR]

You guys would have no shot with a girl like this if i was in the running...queens

Jump in there big boy. I always get the girl.

 

[Inactiongirl]

You guys would have no shot with a girl like this if i was in the running...queens

He's right. Your wife is very lucky George. Tell her IAG says so.

 

[NES]

This is why GeorgeJ was my first love here. I still look at his threads everyday. SOOOO funny without being crass..

Guess you have never chatted with him on messenger.:nohead:

He's right. Your wife is very lucky George.

Either you havent seen his picture or looks arent important for you.

 

[Inactiongirl]

A sign from God eh? Please elaborate.

I was driving home from work and thinking about you and this place, and for some reason I changed the radio station. The Eagles "Take it Easy" was playing.....not sure if you remember....Winslow Az.....the first thread where you invited me on a date about 3 or 4 weeks ago. You don't hear that song much anymore. I wondered if it was a sign. hmmmm....

 

[Inactiongirl]

Guess you have never chatted with him on messenger.:nohead:




Either you havent seen his picture or looks arent important for you.

No I haven't chatted with him. I basically just stalk him around and laugh at his posts.

Sense of humor and intelligence trump looks any day. Looks aren't UNimportant but they aren't EVERYTHING...ok..well they are fairly important...but I really like guys who can be funny without resorting to bathroom humor...ahem....